A/N- These were first posted on my old account but I decided to update them a bit and post them on here, all as one. If a section of the rhyme is in "speech marks" then its Malfoy impersonating Voldemort. Any ideas for new ones are most welcome.
Harry Potter Parody Songs
Voldie Had a Little Snake(Goes to tune of "Mary had a little lamb")
Voldie had a little snake; its strange name was Nagini
There used to be 2 snakes like this, one was called Bambini
Voldie had a little snake; it had nice bright green scales
Once she ate lots of chips and ended with two tails
Voldie had a little snake; it turned out to be wicked
When one day it ate Bambini while Voldie watched some cricket
Voldie had a little snake; he accused it of murder
The little snake begged and begged but no one really heard her
Voldie had a little snake; he pushed it off a cliff
Later when he regretted it, he went off in a tiff
Voldie has a dead snake; sitting in the sea
All I can say to this is it definitely scared me