Disclaimer - I own nothing! Can I go cry over that fact now?

A/N- These were first posted on my old account but I decided to update them a bit and post them on here, all as one. If a section of the rhyme is in "speech marks" then its Malfoy impersonating Voldemort. Any ideas for new ones are most welcome.

Harry Potter Parody Songs

Voldie, Voldie Very Mouldy
(Goes to tune of "Mary, Mary quite contrary")

Voldie, Voldie very mouldy
How do your death eaters sing?
"With a very high scream, like in a bad dream
And it makes you start whimpering"

Voldie, Voldie very mouldy
Why can't you kill little kids?
"Because they look scary, not all that hairy
And they can see through your eyelids"

Voldie, Voldie very mouldy
Have you ever had a shower?
"No not at all really, it's always way too early
I just sit in bed and cower"