Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, it's owned by Square soft and Disney. I also don't own Final Fantasy. I do own Yoko, Miroku, and Luca. And 'Saki' is a band that I made up, and any songs from that band (unless otherwise noted) were written by me.

Warning: In some chapters, there will be Shounen-ai, Yaoi, rape, (not a lot), and Lemon. So if that does not appeal to you, leave now and do not review saying how sick I am.

In this chapter: Language and sexual dancing.

Note: Flames will be used for Sora and Riku to snuggle up together in front of a warm fireplace.

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"Here's our seats! Let's sit down…" Wakka said, and everyone took their seats. They were the third row from the first, and were just settling in when some music started and the lights dimmed. The group recognized it as Pink's Trouble. A spotlight moved and shown on Yoko who was sitting on a stool in the middle of the stage. Yoko's voice rang out.

"No attorneys to plead my case
No orbits to send me in and out of space
And my fingers are bejeweled
with diamonds and gold
But that ain't gonna help me now."

Two strong looking guys came from behind her, held her up from her arms and helped her off. They put her in handcuffs.

"I'm trouble
Yeah trouble now
I'm trouble y'all
I disturb my town
I'm trouble
Yeah trouble now
I'm trouble ya'll
I got trouble in my town"

She was taken out of the handcuffs, and shot a gun to the ceiling. Another good looking man came out in a suit, and they began extremely advanced swing dancing. It looked like something you'd see in an old movie. She sang and danced some more, and then she ran around and jumped on a bar. Four other girls dressed in the similar outfits as hers were already on there. And then the chorus rolled around. This time, the chorus only had drums with no music in the background. They stomped their right foot on the top of the bar to the beat of the song, and she had her hand up in the air. She jumped off, and the song was over. There was loud cheering from the crowd. She sang Why by DJ Sammy and Easy Breezy by Utada. She didn't dance to those. Then, she did a couple of complicated hip-hop routines to Lose Control by Missy Elliott and another one to My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas. The second to last song started playing. She danced and sang to this one.

Oh no…

Riku thought. It was Christina Aguilera's Dirrty. He tended to get 'happy' whenever he heard this song, and Sora rubbing his leg wasn't helping. Thank god the others didn't see since it was dark in the auditorium. There were a crowd of people in skimpy outfits standing in a row, all rubbing against each other to the music. They heard Yoko's voice and another man's voice singing the intro, but they were no where in sight. One of the strong looking guys from before stepped on and started singing and dancing to the opening verse. Then he stopped, and a pair of hands appeared, separating the group in two. It was Yoko. She was in a black and white pinstripe suit, and had a top hat. She was moving her body back and forth to the music.

"Ooh, I'm overdue
Gimme some room, I'm comin' through
Paid my dues, I'm in the mood
Me and my girls gonna shake the room
DJ's spinnin', Show your hands
Let's get dirty, that's my jam
I need that uh! To get me off
Sweatin' till my clothes come off"

She had stepped out a little, and when she said 'uh', a good looking guy from the group who the teens recognized as a man named Gippal spanked her. When she said "I'm sweating till my clothes come off", she ran her hands down her body, and held her pants and coat in her hands. She pulled them off, to reveal the same thing Christina Aguilera wore in the music video. She flung off her hat. Riku whined. Sora stared. Wakka and Tidus cheered. She was reenacting the video, and doing a pretty damn good job doing it, too.

"Gonna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty
Wanna get dirty
It's about time for my arrival "

The whole thing was a reenactment of the music video. Riku was getting 'happy', but no one noticed. After what seemed like and hour, the song was over, and everyone cheered and hooted louder than any other of the songs. There was still one more. Kairi and Selphie jumped up from their seats.

"Shit! We've got to go!" Kairi said.

"Watch my stuff!" Selphie left her purse.

"Wait, where are you going?" Tidus called to them,

"We are in the next act! Hurry, Selphie!" Kairi was literally pushing Selphie through the rows of seats and out the door.

"Girls…" Wakka muttered. All of a sudden, music started playing, and different girls were saying words.

Pop, six, squish, uh uh, Cicero, lipscious

The boys instantly knew what this was. It was Cell Block Tango from the movie Chicago. They were reenacting the whole scene as well. Kairi was the 'pop' girl, Selphie was the 'six' girl, and Yoko was unsurprisingly the 'Cicero" girl. It was a great show! The boys met up with the three girls who had changed.

"You girls were great! Especially you, Yoko!" Sora said, and gave her a hug. (Riku grumbled).

"Aw, thanks Sora!" She smiled. Wakka handed her a bouquet of flowers the guys had bought, and handed Kairi and Selphie a few red and white roses.

"Ya, that was great! I can't wait 'till tomorrow!" Wakka said.

"Oh, shit! I need to go meet up with Vincent… I completely forgot! He wants me to practice with him!" She looked around, and ran one way, than the other, then stopped and she smacked her forehead.

"Damn, I need to stop drinking so much of those energy drinks…" She muttered, and Tidus laughed. "Anyway, it's only 7:00, so you guys should go and eat dinner. I'll meet up with you guys tomorrow!" She sprinted out to the left, and the group realized that was the wrong way home. Then she ran in and ran out the right way. Wakka shook his head and laughed.

She seemed kind of distracted… Sora thought. Riku seemed to read his mind.

"When we get back, you and I can talk to her…" Riku whispered, and Sora nodded. They hurriedly went across the street to a nice Italian restaurant.

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"Hi, Paine!" Riku said cheerfully. Sora walked in behind him. She was watching some gushy, romantic movie on the TV.

"Hey, Riku! What's up?" She asked, and ruffled Sora's hair.

"Hey!" He laughed and swatted her hand away. It looked the same.

"Damn you and your hair that defines gravity." Paine stuck her tongue out at Sora and smiled. Sora did the same.

"Do you know where Yoko is? We wanted to talk to her." Paine looked at him.

"I think she went to Destiny Island. She said she wanted to 'think'…" She said, and looked down. "Probably about Him…" She muttered.

"What was that last part?" Riku asked.

"Oh, nothing. Yeah, I think she's at Destiny Island. I'll see you later!" Paine said, and they gave each other a high five. Sora smiled.

"Alright, bye!" Riku waved.

"Bye, Paine!" Sora said and followed suit.

She's really nice…she acts like one of us…

Sora thought, and rowed his boat to Destiny Island with Sora. Sora's head was resting in Riku's lap, and they were enjoying the time together, but Riku was worried something was wrong with Yoko. Sure enough, Yoko's black and blue rowboat was tied up hastily to the dock. He thought he saw her sitting on the paopu tree on Paopu Island, and they walked through the shack, up the steps, and down the bridge. He stopped abruptly when he could hear her. Sora stopped as well, and frowned. She was sobbing, and had her face buried in her hands.

Is she… crying?

Riku thought, and he watched her sob for about ten minutes. It was saddening, and Sora took Riku's hand in his and squeezed it. Riku nodded. He took a step.

"Yoko?" He asked.

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Sorry that chapter was so…short. I just was bored and didn't want to make it long. Plus, it seemed like a good spot to finish. And, I was in the Dominican Republic with my wonderful friend Brooke, so cut me some slack, eh? Heh. I promise not to make them only –checks page number- Er, 4 and a half pages long ever again! 3

Sora: Yeah, bad Sumomo. D:

Sumomo: 'Ay! Quiet down.

Sora: -- Make me, biznatch.

Sumomo: Rawr.

Sora: Eep. –runs away and hides in the safety of Riku's bed-

Riku: Oh, Sora! It seems you have joined me on this cold night. –and then the hot buttsecks rages on-

Sumomo: O.O

Ahem. Thanks to my wonderful reviewers (I love you all…er, the two of you)…

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