Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto my life wouldn't suck.
Author's note: I wanted to post a second Chappy!
Chapter 2
Dear Diary,
Heh, Hi It's me Sasuke again! I bumped into Naruto today he was so KAWAII! Ahem...I mean he looked
good today I admired his toned chest when I spilled Ramen on him on accident sighs. I do hope people don't
find out I'm gay because it's really emotional ever since Oro-kun raped me :) I mean if they find out those cute
boys will (sniff) stay away from me! It's all those stupid, Slutty, girls fault! ( I will kill Sasuke one day! ) I wonder If
Gai's free on friday if you know what I mean " Wink, wink." Even If he's not I can still hook up with Lee! Cause
Their Green Spandex makes them so god damn "Sexy!" (Hahaha)
You know I find a lot of people Hot I don't know why but they are so hot! Like Shino, Neji, and Gaara
So dark and Mysterious! Kakashi He trained with me I almost kissed him Damn! Iruka I just like him! Gai and Lee
especially I was so happy when they gave me a green Spandex for myself ! I miss my brother Itachi-kun when I
bumped into him I had to pretend to try to kill him..really sad...but I hugged him when no one was looking YAY!
We went to eat Teryoki! Today was so fun I hope I get to do "stuff" with boys tommarow!
Love,
Uchiha Sasuke
End Chapter
Me: I knew it all along even thought SakuraXSasuke fans don't believe me
Neji: Uchiha...Stay away from me
Sasuke: It is not true!
Lee: YOSHA SASUKE-KUN GAI-SENSEI SAYS HE'S FREE ON FRIDAY!
Sasuke: THANKS LEE-KUN Uh...I mean What are you talking about
Everyone: O.O Right...
Me: Next up is Gaara's Diary I can't wait!