Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto..I'd be rich enough to get me a color printer with paper...
Author's Note: It's Gaara's turn to shine! XD It's gunna be more cute than funny probably...
Chapter 3
Dear Diary,
Today I woke up and guess what? TEDDY-CHAN WAS BACK IN BED NEXT TO ME I MISSED HIM SO
MUCH! I'm really glad my siblings found them no more nightmares for me, I remember that time I lost Teddy-chan
I cried because they almost, ALMOST replaced Teddy-chan with one of those scary Elmo's. One time Lee-san
told me when Naruto-kun had one and he was eating Ramen when Naruto left Elmo said he eats babies and
molest kids when they're sleeping! I dunno what molest means but I'm really scared of Elmo now I had to threaten
Temari-san and Kankurou-nii san to sleep near me since now but now I have Teddy-chan back so I'm happy!
Yay! Me, and Neji-niisan went to Ichiraku's today he told me he had to go train with Tenten-san I was
sad...but Neji-nii san said " You think of me as a brother right? Well I do too hey after a while we'll go to a rave ok"
So of course I said "YES" Happily he smiled at me! I wonder why Neji-nii san only smiles around Me and Tenten
well..at Tenten when she's not looking...He once told me this "Gaara I know you like being happy and I do too but
you must learn to use the word kill so you can get more cookies okay? " and I said " YAY COOKIES! " I was walking
at the afternoon until I bumped into Sasuke-teme I call him that cause my Idol Naruto calls him that I wonder If I
could change my name to Gaaruto..but Neji-nii san said "That won't really get you far in life at least use your brain
when you are Gaaruto okay?" He is so weird sometimes anyway so me and Neji-nii san went to a rave we were
partying hardcore Yay but Girls keep sorrounding me and Neji-nii san so we had to go home and I didn't even
get COOKIES! So now I'm here people say I'm as cute as a panda...Anyone have Cookies?
Love,
Gaara-Teddy
P.S. I LOVE COOKIES THEY ROCK! EVEN TEDDY-CHAN AGREE'S
End Chapter
Me: I swear Gaara is so cute sometimes
Gaara: That is not true you made up this foolish lie cause you were bored
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! HE'S HIDING HIS FEELINGS!
Gaara: Those are nothing but physical lies
Neji: Sup Gaara!
Gaara: Sup Neji-nii san
Neji: Pickle
Gaara: I MA NOT CUTE RIGHT NEJI
Neji: Yes you are especially when you're in chibi form flicking off the author
Me: I know he's so cute! I faved that picture
Gaara:...LIES
Temari: Hey Gaara sorry we ran out of cookies
Gaara: NO STUPID TEMARI WE RAN OUT OF COOKIES! Uh..Not that I care..right Teddy-chan
Me:...Teddy-chan?
Gaara: LIES
Me: Calm down and Listen
Gaara: NEVER THE POWER OF COOKIES SHALL PREVAIL!
Me: Yup
Gaara: Huh?
Me: Listen and Have...THIS COOKIE!
Gaara: ...must fight urges...NO!...Yes I have resisted the power!
Me: I'll throw in a nintendog
Gaara: YES COOKIE AND PETTY THE CUTE DOGGY ( Giggles )
Me: O.O Are you giggling?
Gaara: No...Shut up or I'll kill you! ( Flicks me off )
Me: He's so cute anyway...GO SHIKATEM
ShikaTem fans: HORRAY!
Shikamari: Oi what is your problem troublsome girl
Temari: What the hell is your problem
Me:...harsh...THEY LOVE EACH OTHER NEXT UP SHIKAMARU'S DIARY!
Shikamaru: HEY WHAT?