Shikamaru's Diary

Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto then...I wonder what'll do to Neji and Gaara..XD

Author's note: Yup this time It's Shika's Diary and Guess What? I found out I had wordpad so I dun have to use that crappy notepad HURRAY! Well let this continue!

Oi Diary,

This is troublesome but If it stops me from using mind It's not that troublesome... It's me Shika yes writing my name Shikamaru is too troublesome so I'll just say Shika...troublesome diary. Today the troublesome wind girl dropped by today she was yelling like usual troublesome womans...but I wondered why she dropped by at my place...bah too troublesome...wait how does she even know where I live..Is she stalking me? Wait...I remember now she said something like "Hey Mr. Crybaby Whazup? I dropped by to talk to your father but seeing as this is your house I thought I'd say hi." What does she have to do with my dad anyway...hm maybe that troublesome wind girl lied and went to my troublesome mom to tag team up on me and stop my CLOUD WATCHING! AH TROUBLESOME WOMAN TAG TEAM DEATH!

When I asked my dad what he wanted to see Temari for he said "She's a looker don't you think Shikamaru?" and of course I answered

" Did you hit your head dad." Geez then this troublesome thing happend that troublesome wind girl crashed into my house and screamed " OKAY WHO'S TALKING ABOUT I KNOW IT'S SOMEONE HERE! " Oi...troublesome I yelled "ARE YOU CRAZY WOMAN! " I don't think I should've said that I got trashed by that troublesome wind girl Oi why does life have to be so troublesome. Though at the end when she left to go back she smiled at me..a real smile not like one of those I'M GOING TO KILL YOU smiles ...a real smile..maybe my father was right...but...I do have to admit she is beautiful...NO SHE'S CHANGING ME NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

DAMN HER AND HER SCARY SKILLS AND LOOKS DAMMIT I EVEN STOP SAYING TROUBLESOME WHY OD YOU HAVE TO BE SO COMPLICATED? DAMN YOU METALDRAGONFX WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS STORY LIKE THIS? I'LL SUE YOU!

Love,

Shika

P.S. That Uchiha is staring at us too much lately is he gay?

End Chapter.

Me: Muhahahahahahahaha I didn't make it I stole your Diary! Also sue me and I will make you kiss Kiba!

Shikamaru: Oi Troublesome girl that story is a lie and you are discusting to support yiao.

Kiba: WHY KISS ME?

Me: It is so not a lie! I do not support yiao anyway I was kiddin and not my fault your secret was exposed.

Temari:...Freak...

Ino:...Temari can I 'ave him

Temari: Sorry I don't own him MetalDragonFX does.

Me: No I don't...I wish I did though...

Temari: Then why are you reading people's Diary without permission?

Me:...Oh Shit...uh...SHIKAMARU LOVES TEMARI!

Temari: WTF?

Shikamaru: Crazy son of a b-

Kiba: AH STOP MOM STOP IT OW

Kiba's Mom: YOUSTUPIDSONIHATEYOUDIEI'MEVILANDABUSINGYOUDIEBASTARD!

Kiba: (Falls down Next to Hinata)

Hinata: I'm sorry your mom is such a bitch Kiba

Everyone:O.O...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kiba: Huh? I don't get it...

Me: XD Do you guys get it lolz anyway next chappy is Shino's or Kankurou's tell me who you want 1st and whoever wins goes first.