Shino's Diary
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto I can see Shino's Eyes XD
Author's note: It was a tie so I'll just do both...
Dear Diary,
Today was very unsatisfiying. Kiba, Hinata, and I was sitting in a tree eating a picnic but then the tree got means and shed the branch we were sitting on...AH I CAN'T TALK IN THIS COOL, SMART WAY ANYMORE IT SUCKS! Anyway that stupid tree made us fall and said "Sit on mea again and DIE! " And my Glasses fell off so I asked Kiba and Hinata to help me look for it right? All they did was stare at me and Kiba and Hinata jumped on me and Hugged me then yelled "KAWAII!" and It took me 10 min to get them off of me and 20 min to find my glasses and putting 'em back on everythis is always so complicated you know what I'm saying?
Also When I was walking down the street I saw a drunk Neji walking towards me...weird he was with a red Tenten so I listened to what he said to a green haired guy " You...HEY YOU...Yeah man you...I'M TALKING TO YOU, YOU HOMO...Man...Stay away from her...uh..she's mine got that dude, I said GOT THAT!...Yeah thought so..." and that guy ran home crying? Well so I said Hi to Neji and Tenten I said "Hi Neji I see that you are drunk. " and he replied weirdly..." Hey dude whazup! You know fizizzle at mcpizzle yeah so whazup dude?" and Tenten said "Uh the Author sucks at spelling and coming up with things...and Hi Shino! " what a weird couple at least I think they are going out eh oh well...Oh yeah my bugs said something about not going near Lee cause he's streaking or walking Naked around the village...I feel sorry for anyone who's see's him...well I'm tired so s my little bugs so goodnight.
Sincerely,
Aburame Shino
End Chapter
Me: Well that's Shino's Diary I knew he had Kawaii Eyes
Shino: Stop saying lies...and my eyes are not "Kawaii" as you put it...
Me: Right
Neji: PARTAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN HOMES
Me: Dude what's with him?
Tenten: Heh he's drunk I got him water but he took the wrong glass...
Neji: YO YOU TALKIN BAD BOUT ME PEEPS
Me:...I see
Hinata & Kiba: SHINO KAWAII EYES!
Shino: Shit...I DO NOT HAVE KAWAII EYES YOU HEAR ME
Me: (Walks up and takes off his glasses)
Shino: Damn...
Everyone: O.O SO KAWAII! GET 'IM (Dog Piles the Shino)
Neji: I'M DA NEJSTER FEAR MY POWER! EVERYONE HUG THE SHINO!
Gaara: YOSHA NEJI-NII SAN
Shino: I AM NOT A ITEM!
Everyone:...Oo..Gaara did you just say Yosha and Neji-NIISAN!
Gaara:...uh...COOKIEZ!
Everyone: (sweat drops)...right...
Gaara: I'm sweepy
Temari: Oh my widdle wother is sweepy?
Everyone: ( What a crazy girl. )
Gaara: Yes Temari-san...
Temari: KANKUROU LET'S GO!
Kankurou: Fine.
Gaara: But I dun wanna go
Temari: Cookies
Gaara: LET'S GO!
Me: She's leaving cause she loves Shikamaru so much she can't face him
Temari: WHAT DID YOU SAY!
Me: Nothing bye bye...
Shino: GET OFFA ME DAMMIT!
Me: I'm sleepy too ...rainy weather...Well later
Everyone: Later FX
Me: Yay I got a new name Next chappy is Kankurou's.