Kankurou's Diary
Disclaimer: I ran out of puns? XD
Author's note: This one will probably suck but eh..what the heck?
Yo Diary,
I am Kankurou got it? Well today was confusing..Heh..I still can't believe I was afraid of Naruto's Elmo...I'm scared...WHY WON'T IT STOP SAYING THAT IT EATS BABIES AND MOLEST KIDS WHEN THEY SLEEP! Geez It even scares the living daylights offa Gaara...man... Gaara went to chill with that Neji guy who Gaara calls Neji-"Nii san" So I can't hang with him plus the fact he's obssesed with Cookies...and Temari was going to talk to that lazy-ass's father...wonder why?...I'm gunna trie to speak differently..starting NOW!
I was utte'ly 'ored today 'o I 'anged out 'wit that 'ogg kid wha' was 'is name again? Kiba? Okay I'm bored now that stupid mutt wouldn't stop biting me what's it problem god. Why do I even have a diary it's so lame (I dun have one but that's not da point.) I don't know why Temari says It helps relieves anger...wait If Temari has a Diary to release anger and she's still angry does that mean she's even more angry and destuctive without it? ALL HALE MASTER DIARY! I LIKE TIC-TACS! WHY THE HELL IS THE FUKING AUTHOR SO RANDOM? ( HEY STFU! ) NO WHY DON'T YOU FX? (CAUSE I DUN WANNA!) Well I dun wanna too! (STFU!) MAKE ME (YO GAARA!) Okay okay geez (Thought so.) ...Damn it... Some girl pulled off my hood and wipe my make-up off now I have fangirls...at least they don't know my name...OH SHIT THEY KNOW MY NAME! WELL GTG LATER DIARY!
Love,
Kankurou
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Me: OO I WANNA JOIN T.K.I.H.W.H.M.U.A.H.S.H.C!
Everyone: WHAT!
Me: The Kankurou is hot without his make up and his stupid hat club!
Everyone: (sweatdrop) Right...
Kankurou: HEY!
Me: Elmo scares me too...
Kankurou: What's with the tic-tacs thing?
Me: I'm eating all the orange tic-tacs now that's why.
Everyone:...Baka
Me: Shut up. Anyway since I'm tired of saying Shikamaru and Temari forever...NEJI AND TENTEN FOREVER!
Tenten: Wha? (blushes)
Neji:...I hate you FX
Me: Say that, say that
Neji: Okay I hate you FX
Me: Isn't he cute when he's clueless?
Tenten: Yeah he is
Everyone: O.O HOLY SHIT!
Tenten: Uh I mean Gaara is cute when he's angry
Neji: (twitch) Hn...
Everyone: O.O HOLY SHIT'S SHIT
Me: It doesn't matter unless of couse Neji you're jealous?
Neji: (Blushes a little) I'm not and I don't care
Me: RIght MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA ANYWAY SINSE WE ALL ARE SCARED OF ELMO I'LL DO LEE'S NEXT! Then Naruto and Kakashi since it was a request.