Rock Lee's Diary
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto...Lee wouldn't have fuzzy eyebrows...
Author's note: I have free time so I'll do this chapter today ROCK LEE'S DIARY...That rhymes cool!
Dear Spring Of Youth Diary,
YOSH TODAY GAI-SENSEI TOOK ME TO THE SPRING OF YOUTH REALLY GAI-SENSEI TOLD ME AND HE NEVER LIES! TODAY HE SAYS HE MUST SEE MY BODY SO I TOOK OFF MY GREEN SPANDEX AND OF COURSE I STILL HAD MY GREEN THONG BUT GAI-SENSEI PUT A LEASH ON ME IN WHICH I DID NOT UNDERSTAND! (EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!) HE SAID THAT I HAVE A GREAT BODY YOSHA!
THEN HE MADE ME FOLLOW TO UCHIHA SASUKE'S HOUSE AND HE DID SOME THINGS AND TOLD ME TO DO IT TO HIM IT LOOKED WRONG BUT SINCE GAI-SENSEI TOLD ME I DID WHAT HE DID TO SASUKE! AFTER THE TIME WHEN ME AND GAI-SENSEI HUGGED I TOLD HIM I KEEP WANTING TO BE NEAR GAARA SOMETHING MAKES ME WANT TO GO NEAR HIM! I DO NOT THINK I KNOW THE WAYS OF THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH BUT I WILL LEARN! ALSO ELMO SCARES ME!
YOSH,
LEE
P.S. SAKURA IS PRETTY LIKE THE A LOTUS IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUTH!
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Me: I know short...poor Lee had to go through that without even knowing...Sad really
Lee: I WILL LEARN FROM THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH!
Neji: I'm scarred for life...
Tenten: I'm with you maybe we should change team but which?
Neji: The Sand Siblings
Sand Siblings: I feel your pain come...may the force be with you...
NejiTen: Wha?
Sand: C'mon
Gaara: COOKIES WAIT DID HE SAY HE FINDS ME...
Temari: Sad
Me: Yeah Gaara at least Shikamaru likes Temari!
Temari:...
Me: Why do I feel this killing aura behind me?
Shika:...
Me: Did it just get bigger
NejiTen: Cya
Me: Bye and remember Shikamaru loves Tema- HEY WHAT THE HELL AHHHHHH GET OFFA ME HELP SOMEONE!
Everyone: You fault...not my problem
Me: OW YOU BASTARDS I WILL GET MY REVENGE! HUH? ANYONE AHHH
Naruto: Anyone wants Ramen?
Neji: Ramen is bad for you
Tenten: I knew I would have to use this Jutsu..thanks Naruto
Naruto: No problem!
Everyone: Huh?
Tenten: (Puts her hair down) KAWAII NO- JUTSU!
Neji: Must resist...
Naruto: Take it too the extreme Tenten
Tenten: You gotcha
Everyone: Huh?
Tenten: SUPER SEXY KAWAII HAREM!
Boys: (Nosebleed)
Tenten: PWEETY PWEASE NEJI-KUN
Neji: Must not look in her eyes must not look (wipes off nosebleed) DAMN I LOOKED! (Gets nosebleed again)
Tenten: PWEASE!
Neji: DAMN YOU NARUTO FINE.
Tenten: KAI XD YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACE NEJI LOLZ
Guys: AWWWWWW
Girls: PERVERTS! (BAM!)
Me: OW STOP IT I SWEAR NO MORE JUST SPARE ME...NEXT CHAPTER IS NARUTO?