Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto I'd make every character CHIBI but I don't so yeah... I WANNA SEE NEJI AND GAARA IN THEIR NEW CLOTHES IN DA SHOW NOT MANGA WHY! (sniff) anyway...
Author's note: Well might as well as do this since I don't like Spirited away...just have to wait 1 month before Naruto returns to cartoonetwork...let da story begin!
Everyone: Yeah!
Me: Uh why are you guys here?
Everyone: Wonderin' what Naruto writes in his Diary
Me: Oh, Okay
Naruto: HEY!
Dear Ramen Diary,
I don't want to admit it but deep down inside I hate Ramen! (Everyone: Gasp) and I'm getting sick of chasing Sakura...she'll never like me the way I do her she just loves Sasuke...(Awww) but..hm..now that I think about it..It's like Hinata always listens to me that's kinda cute XD (Hinata: Blush) I WANT THIS DAMN FOX OUT OF ME SO I CAN EAT A COOKIE CAUSE KYUUBI WON'T LET ME EAT ONE!(That's sad) You know today when I saw Sasuke cause of his window at his house and he was..doing something with Lee and Gai..He's Gay...
Speaking of Sasuke being Gay...I wonder if he knows Sai...well you know I don't give a shit about being hokage I only say the stupid dub version "Believe It" To annoy people and sure as hell it does ha! Well I'm hungry so later I'm gunna buy French Fries.
Love,
Uzamaki Naruto
End Chapter
Me: Wow that is the most unbelievable thing I've ever read
Everyone: O.O
Sasuke: SHUT UP DOPE I AM NOT GAY!
Everyone: Right...
Sasuke:...I'M NOT!
Neji: Then Please explain why you were caught in that situation with Gai and Lee.
Everyone: Yeah!
Sasuke: THAT WAS A LIE!
Neji: (pulls out pic)
Sasuke: You use the computer
Neji: Hn..whatever
Me: Well yeah that's Naruto sorry I can't think of one...I thought of a Sakura one but people who like Sakura will kill me..oh well Later