Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto I'd make Neji get a haircut and wear contacts cause he looks HOT with real eyes.
How I know? I drew him MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! But I don't so too bad he's still hot XD
Author's note: For those of you who misunderstood Neji did not have a picture of Sasuke, Gai, and Lee he walked past Sasuke's house and saw it. Also Since Naruto hates Ramen we can steal all of his and eat it! YAY!
Yo Diary,
Yesterday I made a bet to Anko not to be perverted for a day for 10 bucks and I won! I totally rock! Also
when I went to Tenten's apartment to give her some food (pretends she had no family) right when I opened the
door I saw Neji having a hot make out session with Tenten boy am I proud of him! WOOT! This is way better than
Make Out Paradise cause IT'S REAL so I sat there and watched...this is like when Takuya walked in on Jiro and
Mizuki without them noticing BOO YAH! Yet this kind of reminds me of Obito and Rin...sad times sad times.
AW MAN THEY SAW ME! RUN FOR IT KAKASHI MATRIX! Okay that was random they just beat the crap out of
me nothing personal...not really...ah who am I kidding...then again..Gai and Lee needs to shave.
Also when I limped out from the hospital I saw Naruto eating French Fries? OMFG NARUTO EATING
FRENCH FRIES! IT'S THE ( I dunno hot to spell so fill in the blank) IT'S LIKE JIRAIYA NOT PERVERTED, INO
DATING LEE, GAARA WEARING PINK, GAI WEARING A TUTU...It could be possible...ME NOT BEING LATE.
Well then again I'm not I just like watching them get pissed off XD..OROCHIMARU SINGING BRITNEY SPEARS.
He does resemble Michael Jackson..hmm...I wonder If he can do the moonwalk? (I can)
Well I'm just glad no one knows my DEEP, DARK, SECRET ...That my hair is really Black and looks
like Itachi's front hair ( Like 1 eppy where his hair was wet) I just use gel to spike it up! Cause you know I'm cool,
and laid back...just..Chillin'...I wonder If anyone likes chicken? (I DO)
Love,
Hatake Kakashi
P.S. You know I was giving Neji the "Talk" in which he blushed a lot and attracted to much people so we ran but we passed Sasuke's house and when we looked inside...let's just said we both fainted...They have no dignity If that's what they call being a man I'm sure some of us rather be a woman...
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Me: OKIE! I'm Hungry so I was thinking about chicken XD Well that's Kakashi's Diary
Neji: I'm still scarred for life...
Kakashi: Me too
Gaara: Is that love sister?
Temari: No Gaara that's wrong...
Kankurou:...Dude Gaara whatever you do bro...don't do that..
Gaara: Only If you give me a cookie..
Temari: Here
Kanky: Here
Gaara: YAY OKAY!
Kiba: Dude that is so wrong...
Naruto:...I knew he has Fuzzy eyebrows..and Sasuke was a bastard..but dude that is sick...
Sasuke: THAT'S NOT TRUE!
Sakura: and to think I had a crush on him!
Ino: I'm with ya
Everyone: THAT'S SO WRONG TO BE DOING THAT WITH A OPEN WINDOW!
Sasuke: IT WAS LOCKED!
Everyone: oO
Sasuke: I MEAN IT NEVER HAPPEND!
Me: People these days...oh well next will be Hinata's..you know I dunno why but now I support KibaXHinata a little I mean Kiba is almost exactly like Naruto except more doggy and Naruto is more stronger...
Kiba: HEY!
Naruto: HA!
Me: I also want to thank viewers that read my crappy stories it makes me feel warm inside. XD