Bobby had gotten dressed at his own pace, then walked downstairs, looking for John.
He found John tearing through the kitchen, quite a few girls staring lustfully at his naked top-half from the doorway.
"Come on, man. You can get another lighter some other time." Bobby sighed from the doorway, the girls mumbling and stalking away.
"NO!" shouted John, who whirled around, holding a butchers' knife, since he was going through the knife drawer a second before.
Bobby paled ever so slightly, watching the blade of the knife.
"I don't want another lighter! She was my favorite! And i loved the movie Jaws! They stopped making those lighters ages ago! I want her! And only her!" John shouted, waving the butchers' knife threateningly, advancing on Bobby.
"What's goin' on here, ladies?" asked Logan, nudging past Bobby and looking curiously at John's knife.
"SOMEONE STOLE HER!" John screamed, dropping the knife and running up to Logan, grabbing him by the shirt. "SOMEONE STOLE HER!"
Logan looked over at Bobby with a raised eyebrow. "I never knew the kid was dating a girl."
"He isn't..." Bobby said sheepishly.
"He's dating a guy?"
"SOMEONE STOLE HER, DAMMIT!"
John screamed, shoving himself away from Logan, darting off to wreak havoc somewhere else in looking for his lighter.
((TBC. yes. aaaah, yes. the homosexuality jokes. gotta love those! don't mind me. i love the occasional gay guy, and i love slash... or yaoi... or shounen-ai... or whatever you call it now-adays! ... man, i'm making myself sound old.))