Author's note: ALL SAKURA FANS ABORT AND DO NOT READ THIS CHAPTER! ONLY SAKURA HATERS CAN READ!
Dear Diary,
I AM A MAN! (ROFL) Of Course no one suspect me but each day I just stare at Uchiha Sasuke, I mean
C'mon he is just so hawt! If only he likes me I shouldn't have gotten a sex change and turn into a girl. I thought he
was strait but I was wrong...damn Gai is so lucky...and all I got who likes me is Ramenboy and eyebrows.
That damn bitch Ino always try to steal my Sasuke I despise her so. I unerstand she is a girl but does
she have to love the same man as I do can people not accept that some people love their gender? WHY DOES
LIFE SUCK! I LOVE LIFE I LOVE SASUKE SO WHAT! DAMN YOU SASUKE DAMN YOU AND YOUR REALLY
HAWT BODY! I SHALL LOOK AT YOU TOMMARROW!
Love,
Haruno Sakura, A.K.A.
Haruno Sano
END CHAPTER
Me: OMFGWTFBBQ?
Everyone: HOLY SHIT SAKURA'S A MAN!
Sakura: NO I'M NOT I LOVE SASUKE AND I'M NOT MAN!
Sasuke: Want to go out Sakura?
Sakura: Sure as hell
Everyone: SASUKE YOU'RE SO GAY
Sasuke: I AM NOT! Sakura can you get another sex change so you can go back a man?
Sakura: Of course
Everyone: YOU HOMOSEXUAL BASTARD SASUKE
Me: Yup..
Sasuke: I AM NOT GAY
Me: Next is Tenten's.