Author's note: No I'm not going to make fun of Tenten...I think? Nah I will a little...
Dear Diary,
Today I had to clean my weapons again, I hate cleaning weapons scrach that I HATE WEAPONS THEY ARE SO LAME (gasp) I ESPECIALLY HATE THAT HYUUGA NEJI AND ROCK LEE THEY ARE SUCH JERKS! I WANT THEM TO DIE WAIT GAI TOO HE'S LIKE SO FRIKIN' GAY HE DATED UCHIHA!..Well now I don't think that about Neji..today when we trained and my hair fell loose he just kept staring at me intensly and when I put my hair back up he just smiled at me and treated me to RAMEN! IIf he says It's unhealthy I wonder why? Maybe he loves me or something that what the rumor is anyway..oh well not my problem.
You know? I think Sasuke is gay he keeps on staring at every guy he sees and sometimes I see him winking or holding the "Call me" hand to some guys...and when Naruto got spilled Ramen on him and Sasuke was almost drooling and had a dreamy look in his face..weird ass freak.How am I related to him? I don't know why Hinata had to drag me along with her and make me "love" weapons and look like a weapon obsess freakazoid damn her and her pimpin' self.
Peace,
Uchiha Tenten
END CHAPTER
Me: and so ends another Diary of Naruto characters and my crappy story!
Everyone: You're an Uchiha?
Tenten: Um erm..yeah Sasuke is my little brother...
Everyone:...WAIT...OMFG YOU HATE WEAPONS?
Sasuke: MY DEAR OLDER SISTER GIVE YOUR LITTLE BROTHER A HUG!
Tenten: Yes, NO!
Neji: It's hard to believe you're a Uchiha...can you prove it?
Tenten: MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN!
Everyone: O.O Woah...
Lee: YOSH NOW IF OUR DEAR NEJI AND OUR BEAUTIFUL BLUE FLOWER HAVE CHILDREN THEY WOULD HAVE BYAKUGAN AND SHARINGAN!
NejiTen: (blush)
Me: cough right...that is so wrong Lee...so wrong..
Shikamaru: Troublesome..
Temari: Agreed
Me: turns to looks at them...SHIKATEMA FOREVER LOVE THEM SUPPORT THEM LOVE THEM!