Author's Note: Okay...geez I know making Tenten hate weapons and a Uchiha, and related to Sasuke was low.
really low... So this is what she would PROBABLY write. Plus I was trying to shock people... and I'm not leaving
until Thursday. Also this story is for the flamers...besides "Flamer" that guy is really insulting.
Dear Diary,
Today When we went to to the airport so we can go back to Japan because we were in China for a special
mission. Something very, VERY annoying happend, you know when you have to go through a gate that detects all
metal objects right? Well It took forever to get all the weapons out from my pockets, sockets, pouches, scrolls, Hair
( Yes she has some hidden there) and after I finish taking them out it reached 5ft tall and everyone in the airport fell
asleep...then when I walked through the alarm went off and everyone woke up, stared at me, and cheered screaming
" YES SHE'S DONE!" Wait then I told them I forgot my sandels, gloves, and er..places in my clothes..when I said
that I saw Neji blush light pink..I guess I would do that If I were him...so then after 3 more hours I got them all out.
Then Lee, Neji, and Gai took theirs out and the person woke up and let them through. Then I walked in and it woke
everyone up again...Everyone sweatdropped when the saw I had more..luckily the guy just yelled "JUST GO ALREADY!
Damn ninjas and their unlimited supplies of weapons." Then I said "Are you sure you don't want me to take all of them out"
and of course everyone fell down sweatdropping and Neji just grabbed my hand and dragged me over...wait WHAT!
Since when was he..uh nevermind.
You know after all this time I wonder why Sakura loves Sasuke...you'd think she was a guy or something to like a gay guy...CoughLeeandGaicough well that was a nice cough. Hm...Hinata's really a pimp XD I mean a lot of guys like her..Shino, Kiba, Naruto, and Gaara cause I saw him stare at her a long time at our sleepover party. I know Temari likes that lazy genius...and ...wait no more people...WAIT what about Kurenai I don't know If she should go with Asuma or Kakashi..or Kakashi and Anko..wait why am I even thinking of this? OH GOD I FORGOT TO PUT 3 KUNAI, 5 SHURIKEN, AND A KATANA UNDER MY PILLOW WHAT IF THE WEAPON FAIRY FORGETS TO GIVE ME A SPECIAL KUNAI? Well I gotta hurry bye!
Love Weapons,
Call 1-800-weap-ons
Tenten.
P.S. I hope I'm not an Uchiha cause then I'd be related to that gay dude..not Itachi that guy is cool for an evil person!
END CHAPTER
Me: Okay I hope your happy cause now I can do Jiraiya!
Jiraya:...(looking at Naruto's Sexy Jutsu)
Me: Perverted...old man
Tsunade: Even as a kid...
Both: But he was cute as a kid (sighs)
Neji: Weapon fairy?
Tenten: Eh heh heh (giggles nervously)
Everyone: Neji you grabbed her hand
Neji: What did you have to sit for 6 hrs in a airport to wait for your friend to get out only a quarter of her weapons?
Everyone:..No
Lee: YOSH!
Everyone:...Wait..friend?
Neji: Gaara has some too. (zooms out) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM
Me: Next is Jiraiya.