Jiraya's Diary
Author's note: Um Yaminah...Yeah I saw that comic XD and I go there but I'm not exacly on Deviantart until I can figure out how to put pictures in there!
Dear Hot Diary,
I'm so god damn sexy! The ladies all love me well the hot "babes" anyway But ah as a legendary sex god I have my responsibilties like writing my stories! That Uzamaki Naruto runt has the patential to be a great Icha Icha writer one day, If only he'd give up his obsession with Ramen and training to see that! You know the research I have been doing are not that good these days...Ah I'll have Naruto use his Sexy jutsu HAREM!
Hotty,
Jiraiya
P.S. I notice Sasuke is been checking out guys these days I hope he doesn't love me
END CHAPTER
Me: ...God he's messed up
Everyone: Yup...