Disclaimer: I wish I was Masashi Kashimoto well...no I just wish I owned Naruto...
Author's note:Yup It's Orochimaru's Diary and to flamers of my story..I don't fuckin' care about your fukin' opinions so why don't you shut the fuck up you fucktards...ahem sorry people who heard that language even though that was only the beggining but I'll stop there. Also I didn't want to go into full detail of Jiraiya's cause erm..eh..you know.
Dear Diary,
I am the great Orochimaru-sama after all this time I still crave Uchiha Sasuke's body..not I use to want Itachi's body but now I don't. Now the only body I crave for is my damn sexy pupil Kabuto with his body I can defeat all and Sasuke won't be of any use for me I can just kill him MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA but I won't let that damn pervert Sai steal my Orochimaru..uh I mean Kabuto cause If you look at his above his upper lip it looks like he has a mustache (Okay I forgot how to spell it ). I hope Oroch- I mean Kabuto will love me If he see's me in this attractive Tu-tu people say only men wear this kind of thing! I SHALL BE YOURS ORO-
WTF! KABUTO WHAT ARE YOU WRITING IN MY DIARY? WAIT WHY ARE YOU EVEN NEAR IT? GIVE IT...Kabuto..I do not want his body...his Tutu makes him look like a woman and since I am Gay I wonder If Sasuke still dreams about me? Ah experiancing life is so fun If only that Uchiha would give up his body so we can be together FOREVER! I would erase everything Kabuto wrote from above but that'll waste my precious time staring at Uchiha Sasuke and Uchiha Itachi.
Well I shall stop writing in this diary so I can acheive my dream of living with the Uchiha's FOREVER and hopefully they don't cheat on me.
Love,
Orochimaru
END CHAPTER
Me: Yup..I can't believe I really made a Orochimaru Diary..Kabuto you slut
Kabuto: So? The ladies love me even though I want the love of Orochimaru too...
Me: Are you Gay?
Kabuto: No I just pretend to be to please those damn Yaoi fans
Everyone: Okay...bye! ZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM
Me: Next is uh..I dunno who to do next...well tell me someone before Thursday..