Hi, I'm so sorry it took so long to get this up! I just got a new computer and it was taking forever to get the internet running. Well here it is the next chapter. Please review. Flames will be ignored and spat upon, while criticism will be appreciated. Ya know it wouldn't hurt to actually get some nice comments once in a while. Anyway…

Warning: contains RANDOM STUPIDITY, and some interesting cough cough language.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yugi-oh. If I did it would hopefully be a lot less corny.

"Well it's really quite simple" Mokuba added with a smirk. "All you have to do is last one bedtime story with me and I don't think you're capable of doing that."

Seto was a little shocked that his brother underestimated his parenting abilities. Surly his brother had more faith in the great Seto Kaiba then that, maybe it was a trick. "What's the catch kid?" Seto asked sounding a little bit unsure of himself.

Mokuba gave a wicked smile. "There's no catch Seto." Mokuba dragged out his brother's name in an attempt to sound like the spirit of the millennium ring. (For those of you who do not know what I am referring to; it's the way he says Seto's name when he dueling Kaiba on top of Kaiba corp.) "Like I said all you have to do is come up with one bedtime story that's interesting enough to entertain me." "If you do then I'll go back to my room and leave you alone for the rest of the night.

Seto thought for a moment. If he told his brother one measly bedtime story then he would be free to continue his work alone for the rest of the night. But what if he failed? Oh well, it's not as though I can't tell my own little brother a bedtime story. So Seto,(being Seto), excepted what he thought to be a ridiculous challenge from his younger brother. Unfortunately the great Seto Kaiba didn't think to ask his little brother what the consequences would be if he didn't succeed, (silly Seto).

Once upon time their was a knight named Yugi.

"Oh' boy why do I get the feeling that I'm going to know all of the characters in this story?"

"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Now Yugi was the son of the great and powerful God Moton. One day Moton Grew tired of Yugi's Go lucky attitude and decided to send him off on a dangerous journey.

"Hey Seto that's not very nice thing to do to Yugi, you don't really want him to be sent off on a dangerous journey?"

"Yes actually I do, and since when am I ever a nice person Mokuba?" "Now if I may continue."

So one cool December morning the great God Moton lifted up his mighty foot and kicked little Yugi right out of the palace.

Yugi, highly distraught, set out on his mystical journey. Now some might ask to where exactly little Yugi was traveling. Well the truth be told Yugi wasn't quite sure where he was going. Yugi had been traveling for what felt like days, though it had only been to hours, when he tripped over what appeared to be a huge hairy dog. Well to Yugi's relief it wasn't a dog, rather a man trapped in a doggy costume. The poor mongrel had been sealed in this hideous suit because he had tried to run away from his master. The only way for him to get out was if he returned to his master and beg forgiveness

"Hi Joey, I didn't expect to see you in Kaiba's story."

"You really think I wanna be in a story made up be dat stuck up punk?" "Seriously Yug, I thought you knew me better then that!"

"Shut-up both of you!" Kaiba screamed, probably waking up all the maids in neighboring houses. "It's my god damn story so shut up and stop butting in!"

"NOW"

Yugi and his lap dog Joey set out together to find Joey's master. On their way Yugi met and fell in love with a beautiful "women" named Tea-ne.