Hi, it's been a while. Not sure when this chapie will actually reach you. I'm gonna type parts of it during my frees at school and then save it on a floppy disk. I wanna do a sequel to this story called "drinkin that weed", the story is so random, and a lot of it makes no sense, but that's the beauty of it. Are you even allowed to do sequels to other peoples stories? Or do you have to get permission from the author first? If any one bothers to read this please tell me.

May: "Your rambling again."

Opps…sorry, on with the story

Warning: Lots a Tea bashing, sorry to all those who like her. Also there will be hints that Seto likes Serenity. Why? Because I promised no yaio, that's why.

Disclaimer: do you honestly think I own it?

Recap

Yugi and his lap dog Joey set out to find Joey's master. On their way Yugi met and fell in love with a bewitching "woman" named Tea-ne.

Recap over They fell madly in love got married in a Buddhist temple off the side of Mount Fuji, BUT SOMETHING WASN'T RIGHT.

"Yugi dear, what's wrong?" asked the 'peculiar' young maiden whom he had so quickly agreed to marry.

"It's nothing, I just wish my father was hear. I haven't seen him in three whole hours!"

"Oh Yugi, I'm so sorry I wish their was something I could do."

"That's O.K. Tea-ne, but is it my imagination or is their something bothering you as well?"

"Well actually there is, I'm afraid I haven't been completely honest with you." "See I'm actually a succubus sent from the darkest depths of hell to steal your soul." With that murkiness surrounded the mountain and bolts of lightning danced across the sky. Tea-ne let out a maleficent laugh and morphed into her true form. A crimson red, hairy dragon with horns the size of trees hovered in the sky. Tea-the thing then proceeded in swallowing the Buddhist priests in one gulp. Yugi and Joey both let out girl like screams and bolted down the mountain, leaving the future bride alone at the alter.

"Wait, Yugi!" "NO, I just want TO LOVE."

MEAN WHILE

The little boy continued on his lengthy and tedious journey to find Joey's master. After about 20 minutes or so of mindless rambling on about friendship, the heart of the cards, gay lovers…

"What?"

"Oh nothing…"

Anyway they came across a huge meadow teeming with flowers. "Wow Yugi, I wonder what kind a fair maiden rules over this land? It's so…" Just as Joey was about to finish his sentence two men appeared out of nowhere attired in long white robes. The men were decked out in gold jewelry, flowers, and surprisingly each had a duel disk. The first was taller, but less attractive due to the fact that all his hair was jelled up into one ridiculous spike on the top of his head. The second had outlandish black hair pulled into a ponytail, with a metallic die sticking out of his ear.

"What brings you to the land of Serenity?"

"Oh please great flower um…people, we just wish to pass through your land to continue on our journey."

The two men exchanged quick glances with each other, as if they were almost trying to communicate through their eyes. This etched poor little Yugi, who felt they were being rude by not introducing themselves. 'If someone dared this in my fathers presence they would be tortured. I can see it now, first the guards would gauge out their eyes with spoons, then they be lashed with in inches of their life and then they'd have to sit through one of those heart of the card speeches, and then…'