Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto If I did I'd go doin' stuff with a few characters (Shifty eyes) JK (or am I?)
Author's Note: GOMEN GOMEN HAVEN'T UPDATED IN A LONG TIME! Okay I would've done Itachi's 1st but eh...
Dear Diary,
OMG TODAY WAS THE BEST DAY EVA! All the hottest guys were so totally drooling over me in tights and they
were obeying my every will! IT'S SO AWESOME THAT I GOT NEJI, GAARA, CHOUJI, AND SHIKAMARU AS
SERVENTS THEY'RE GOOD AT IT! ALSO SASUKE OH SASUKE HE WAS KISSING ME IN FRONT OF BIG
FOREHEAD GIRL I JUST LOVE HER POOR STRIKEN FACE MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ALL THOSE DAMN GIRLS WHO EVER TRIED TO DO ANYTHING TO ME ARE DEAD OR SUFFERING AND KIBA
AND SHINO ARE MY PETS ISN'T THAT THE BOMB!
SASUKE-KUN WAS SO ROMANTIC HE GAVE ME A ROSE AND (Sniff) PROPOSED TO ME OF COURSE I SAID
YES AND WE GOT MARRIED! HA TAKE THAT YOU DAMN FANGIRLS! NO ONE CAN STAND IN BETWEEN ME
AND TOTAL LOVE AND HAPPINESS ALSO I MARRIED SHIKA-KUN AND THE SAND GIRL DIED THIS ROCKS!
WELL TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH I MARRIED ALL THE HOT GUYS MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Love,
Yamanaka Ino
END CHAPTER
Me: Oh yeah I'm done..you can so tell Ino needs a mental therapist
Girls: Seriously...
Guys: We told everyone but no they didn't believe us...
Ino: THAT'S NOT TRUE!
Me: (rolls eyes) Sure I made that diary up (sarcastic)
Ino: YOU DID!
Me: Hello? Yes this is FX well I'm just calling to tell you Yamanaka Ino has a few problems.okay come here now..
Ino: I'M NOT CRAZY!
Temari:...So I'm dead eh? WELL JOIN ME KIRI KIRI MAI
Ino: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH People carries Ino to mental institute
Temari: DAMMIT I MISSED IT'S BECAUSE FX TYPED THAT!
Me: Actually no...I just switched your fan with giant french fries so you only knocked her out now excuse me I'm gunna eat the french fries
French Fries: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: (munch) please review (munch)