Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto everyone would have a diary imagine that but I don't so too bad.
Author's Note: I can't believe I'm doing Itachi's diary! Well I just have one thing to say...You flamers are just saying that because you never wrote a story and you're afraid to get flamers of you're own.
Dear Diary,
(Sigh) My foolish little brother- I mean..I've come to realize that I love my little brother so we both came back to
Konoha I still have enemies but otherwise It's cool. That Stu-nice little Jinchuu- Naruto was being stupid today.
he perfored his "Sexy-jutsu" it didn't work then he used his "Harem" and it also didn't work then he asked me why.
and of course the answer is obvious it's because..I'm sexier so when I pulled off my hairtie adnd Naruto-kun fainted
with a nosebleed (sigh) why can't people accept that fact? At least that bug boy Shino? Took my advice and painted
his nails purple now he's a sex god and that one girl who loves him a lot is finally dating him, guess Shino liked her.
What's creepy though is that whats his name Gaara-kun? Well he was running around taking every chocolate chip cookies he sees and that Hyuga boy was stealing French Fries? WHAT'S FRENCH FRIES! Well anyway Kisame well he freaked out when we were drinking shark soup..hm..I wonder why? My little brother..I'm so PROUD of him he discovered he's not gay anymore! Isn't that a relief well It's getting late...
Love,
Uchiha Itachi
END CHAPTER
Me: That's Itachi's Diary?
Itachi: Foolish lie...
Me: Right...
Sasuke: HA! YOU HAVE A DIARY THAT'S SO TRUE!
Itachi: If that's true then you really aren't gay then
Sasuke: HEY!
Me: OMG NOW I KNOW WHY GAARA DOESN'T HAVE EYEBROWS!
Everyone: REALLY!
Me: YES BUT I AIN'T TELLIN' YOU!
Gaara: (chibi eyes) Pweety pwease?
Me: Fine here (puts in video)
" Yosh that freezing tag that Gai-sensei really works! Now he says More thicker eyebrows the more youthful "
You see a shadow grabbing an eyebrow plucker and plucking off Gaara's eyebrows while Gaara is frozen.
Then he grabs glue and glues it on his eyebrows...
End Video
Me: I wonder who that was?
Everyone: We may never know...
Me: YUP IT'S LIKE NO ONE WILL EVER FIGURE IT OUT DO YOU GUYS KNOW!
Everyone: NOPE DUN HAVE A CLUE!
Me: OH WELLS
Lee: Gai-sensei the flames of youth failed us what shall we do?
Gai: As long as no one knows my youthful student...Lee
Lee: GAI-SENSEI
Gai: LEE
Lee: GAI-SENSEI
Boy: LEE-SENSEI
Lee: G-WHAT WHAT YOU SAY?
Boy: LEE-SENSEI
Lee: HAS A NICE RING BOY!
Boy: LEE-SENSEI
Lee: BOY!
Boy: LEE-SENSEI!
Lee: BOY
Boy: LEE-SENSEI
Shows strange same backround
Gai: WHAT ABOUT ME!
Everyone: (sweatdrops)