Ch 6: challenge of doom
Disclaimer: The monkeys that live in my head agree with me- I do not own anyhing!
On team 1:
Dib, Chupy, Danny, Edward, Anna.
On team 2:
Zim, The Box Ghost, The Monarch, Haruko, Brock.
"Okay! Now I see that you're all properly divided." Raven raises her arms over her head for melodramatic effect. "Yes yes that's very nice- NOW TELL ZIM THE CHALLENGE!"
"The winners will spend a week in Disneyland."
"Tell Zim the challenge."
"While the losers are smothered in nacho cheese and thrown into a cage filled with cheese-starved explosive monkeys and a hogulus."
"As if losing was punishment enough."(Edward)
"Tell Zim the challenge."
"And now without further ado-"
"TELL ZIM THE CHALLENGE!"
"I was just getting there. Geeze Zim..."
"Tell Zim the challenge you filthy pig-smelly of random DOOM!"
"Whatever." And with that as words of advice for the gang, Raven opens up a wormhole right before they're very eyes. Everyone but Brock ohhed and ahhed. "Single file please, no pushing." Dib, who since an incident involving a bus traveling through a wormhole towards a room with a nut-eating moose, was cautious. "Yes Dib?"
"Where does this wormhole lead to?"
"Oh, you'll find out soon enough." Everyone whipped around, for it wasn't Raven who had said that. Nny had just recovered from Raven's wok of fury, a bandage around his head proving so. "Yeah, uh Danny? Nailbunny told me to apologize to you for, you know, trying to kill you last night, so yeah. I'm sorry. I like monkeys..." Once more, awkward silence reeks in the vicinity. "Where were we? Oh yeah, let's go to the location of the challenge!" And with that, everyone cautiously entered the wormhole. In a flash of light, they arrived to their destination. It was sunset, and swirling fog laced the ground. Then everyone realized that they were in a forest. "Welcome everyone, to the Forbidden Forest in the realm of Harry Potter." Raven announced to the gang. "The challenge I am about to announce to you requires wit, stealth, and knowledge of the magical realm."
"We're doomed." muttered Haruko. Raven cleared her throat. It took everyone about five minutes to realize that there was something veiled behind her. "Behold..." She then whipped off the veil to reveal... "unicorns?" asked Danny. "Yes, ghost boy! Unicorns." The cage next to Raven housed two unicorns, one blue and one red. " the ruler of this realm has agreed to let you all in the Forbidden Forest. He also colored the unicorns with an awesome spell. Any way, your challenge is to track down and capture, capture, not kill, you team's unicorn. Team one, you will track down the blue one. Team two, you will track down the red one." Raven released the unicorns. In a quick flash, both had ran off into the woods in opposite directions. "A quick lesson before we begin: Unicorns are known to be among one of the fastest creatures in the magical realm. Usually they only allow females to approach it. Luckily for both teams, there is one on each team. Yes?" The Monarch had raised his hand. "The challenge is to chase down unicorns?(Raven nods) That's just gay."
The villain's comment was met with an all too familiar WACK! Of iron wok to head-meat. The Monarch, who was knocked to the ground by the assault, stammered. "Wh-where the hell did you get that?(points to wok in hostess's hand)I don't remember you taking it with us when we left." Raven smiled evilly as she tauntingly swung the wok before him. "Among my talents of cooking and writing, I can also summon my weapon of choice from anywhere at anytime. I almost always choose an iron wok."
"Why?" Dib asked.
"Why what?"
"Why an iron wok?"
"I like woks. And it makes the story more funny." More awkward silence. "Okay, I think we gave those unicorns a good head start. Everyone, you've got till dawn to capture your unicorn. Let the games----------- begin!" No one moved. "Go on. Shoo." (Makes shooing motion while still holding wok.) Everyone headed off in the direction their unicorn went. Raven sighed. "Whew! Glad that's over." The spooky wormhole opens up, and Raven leaps through, momentarily stranding the gang in the Forbidden Forest.
Five hours later-
"WE'RE LOST! WE ARE HOPELESSLY LOST, OH THE HORROR OF IT ALL!" Zim's pessimistic voice echoed throughout the forest. Brock picked up the Irken by the head. "You've been doing this for three hours! Shut your yap and maybe the werewolves following us will think we've died and leave us alone." The Monarch panicked. "Holy Crap! There's werewolves in this forest?" Haruko let out a sarcastic "No, only fuzzy rabbits and leprechauns."
"I AM THE BOX GHOST!" I'm not gonna even bother to mention who said that (y'all know who it is)
Meanwhile, things weren't looking too good for team 1 either-
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
SLAP! "Stop your screaming, Dib! It's only a bunch of spiders!"
"These aren't ordinary spiders Anna! They're as big as a moose!" Danny cut into their little fight. "I'd hate to interrupt this magical moment and all (sarcasm! I love it!) But THE MOOSE-SIZED SPIDERS ARE CLOSING IN!" It was true; the team was surrounded, and there was no way out. Or so they thought. "Grrrrrrrr..." Chupy had let out a growl far more haunting than a Tasmanian Devil's screech (believe me, that's one sound you don't want to hear). The little baby then took a predatorial stance, and attacked. The teams's faces flinched at the carnage they witnessed. Danny shielded his eyes, Edward's left eye twitched in terror, Anna covered her mouth with her hands so as not to let her breakfast make a grand exit, and Dib covered his hears so that the sounds won't haunt his nightmares. When everything was said and done, there was nothing but spider guts and other remains in the baby chupacabra's wake. "Remind me to never get on Chupy's bad side." Edward said to Dib as he stepped over the carcass of a spider that had his guts eaten from the inside out. Dib walked over to Chupy, who grinned an innocent(not to mention toothy)grin at the paranormal investigator. "Well, I guess you're not all bad." He said to his 'baby' as he picked the little creature up and followed the others out of the hollow.
(A/N: Sorry I haven't been updating! Our cat had kittens! Ohh, they're sooooooo cute! There's about six of them, and three of them look just like their mother! One is black, he's a little feisty. Another is black and white, he just stares at me in a creepy matter, and the grey one- well, he's just there(but still adorable nonetheless). His name's Zugibe!)