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Don't kill!!

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My totally perfect plan

The next day when I opened my eyes, it was dark in my room. I heard strange sounds. There was someone in my room. Suddenly someone grabbed my throat. I yelled.

"Haha," my brother laughed.

"You're such a chicken!" my sister said.

"Bugger off you two, why couldn't you just be angels instead of devils?" I asked with a sleepy voice.

"C'mon down with us, Clover," my sister said.

"Yeah," my brother filled in. "You're gonna be late for our Tai-bow class. Mum said we had to let you sleep. She didn't care if you'd make it or not, but we decided to get you. Is she mad or something?"

"Yes, she is, but I'll tell you about it later, now we are gonna get Heero back for... a thing he did to me," I said.

"Well, and what should that be?" my sister asked.

"O...eh, nothing important, but let's get to the point now, I have a plan," I said.

When we walked into the gym, where Heero was already waiting for us, we saw him sitting on the ground and reading... Moby Dick.

With his eyes still pointed on the page, he said: "you're late."

"O yeah, mister teacher, and what will YOU do about it, send us to detention?" I asked. My brother laughed.

"Or do we have to write a three-hundred-word essay about coming late for class?" My sister said.

"What's the point of this stupid questioning?" Heero asked, with his eyes still pointed on the page.

"O, we were wondering..." I began, but Heero interrupted me. He closed the book and stood up.

"Save your crap for later, will you? You're already late so let's begin," he said.

"Well, well, well. Are you in a grumpy mood today!" I said.

"Oh no, wait, aren't you always?" My brother and sister bursted into laughter. They laughed so hard that they fell on the ground.

I, on the other side, was standing there with my arms across my chest, in front of Heero, looking him in the eyes with a daring glare. He didn't seem to be bothered by it. "Let's begin," he said.

My brother and sister stopped laughing, and stood up. This was going to fail, I thought. I turned around to my sister. She was trying to tell me something. I red her lips. 'plan B' she was saying.

I nodded. "Right," my brother said. "Heero, could you come with me for a minute?"

"And why is that?" Heero asked.

"O, I just want to show you something before class starts, you know, guy-stuff," my brother said.

"O, in that case... ok, and you two (he pointed at us) I want you to warm up, and when I say 'warm up' I mean 'warm up' understood?!"

"Yes master," my sister said, and we bowed for Heero.

When my brother and Heero disappeared, my sister and I stared at each other and we bursted into laughter.

"Let the revolution begin!" I yelled. Then I became serious. I walked to the radio, and sat on my knees. "Ok sis' hand me the tape, operation 'switch tapes' is about to begin," I said and my sister handed me the wrong tape. I replaced the good tape by the wrong one.

"Destroy!" I said while I gave the right tape to my sister. She took it and pulled the track out, and to make it worse; she took out of her own bag a note that said: 'Loser!' She glued it on to the tape, and hid it in Heero's bag. "That'll teach him to mess with my big sister," she said. "That's right," I said.

We heard footsteps down the hall. "Quick, do some warming up," my sister said. We just started with some moves when Heero walked in, followed by my brother.

"I see you actually do exercises," Heero said and he walked to his radio. "Now we are going to start with some real Tai-bow, not that big mess your last teacher taught you."

"At least she was better looking than you," my brother bursted out.

Heero just glared quickly at him and continued. "We are gonna start slowly but it will get harder and harder. Understood?"

"Yes master," my sister said again.

"We are gonna practice on slow music. This music is made by the-three-wise-man-of-the-east, and is ancient. It's very hard to get their music these days. This tape was so expensive, you can't imagine. But now, let's start," Heero said.

My sister and I looked at each other and swallowed. If that was a very expensive tape... than we would be DEAD in a few seconds. I mean, we didn't know it was some stupid 'ancient' tape or something like that.

But anyway, Heero walked towards his radio and he wanted to turn it on. Just when he reached for the button I screamed: "Wait!"

Heero turned around and looked at me; very annoyed. "What is it?" he asked.

"Eh... we have to practise without music first," I said.

"That's right," my sister filled in.

"Don't be stupid," Heero said. "This isn't some rehearse that we have to practise or something! This is Tai-bow! Understood?!"

"Yeah... of course," I said. Heero turned to his radio again. His finger was only inches away of the button. That was it, the end of my life. Heero was SO gonna kill me!

I noticed my sister was feeling very uncomfortable too.

After that, everything was in slow-motion.

I saw Heero putting out his hand, very slowly.

I saw Heero pointing his finger, very slowly.

I saw Heero coming closer to the button... very slowly.

My first reaction (in slow-motion, of course!) was:

"Noooooooooooooooooooooow!!!"

But it was to late. Heero already turned on the radio. And instead of some beautiful forest-music, there was some happy-clappy-country-music-forkidsunderfiveyearsold.

I closed my eyes. I heard how my brother started to laugh. I knew I couldn't hold myself. I bursted out in laughter. My sister followed my reaction. The three of us were laughing. I saw Heero glaring at his radio. Then a sarcastic smile appeared on his face.

"Haha, very funny," he said, and his face got back to serious. "Now, hand me MY tape, so we can start for real."

When no one of us said something, Heero got suspicious. "Well, where is my tape?" he said.

I thought I heard a light panic in his voice. My sister was staring at Heero's bag. He followed her look and walked to his bag. He put his hand in it and searched for his tape. When he found it, he took it out of his bag. When he saw the track that was pulled out, his eyes went from normal size to wide open. He was trying to breath but it looked more like he was choking. I was thinking if I maybe should do the Heimlich on him. But that wasn't necessary, 'couse Heero fell down on his knees, and with a very childish voice, he started to whine: "My tape! My tapy! My little sweet tapy, all destroyed."

First I felt sorry for him, but when my brother was almost choking in his own laughter, I couldn't hold myself. I put my hand against my mouth to avoid a huge laughter outburst. It kinda worked, but when my sister started to laugh, I couldn't help myself either.

Heero stood up. I, my brother and sister immediately stopped laughing.

"So, you think this is funny?" he asked us.

"Maybe you should check the back of the tape first," my brother said. My sister and I looked at him with a deadly glare.

"Thanks a lot," my sister whispered.

Heero turned the tape around. "Loser!" he shouted. "Who do you call loser?! I'll show you who's a loser!"

And he started to run in our direction. At first I thought he wanted to strike the three of us down, and that would have probably been his meaning, but then he suddenly stopped. It looked like he was changing his mind, because he looked from us to the door, and back to us. He gave us one last glare, and then walked out of the gym.

"Well, we sure got rid of him," my brother said.

"Yeah, thanks to you," I said. "Mum will be furious when she finds out, I bet he's telling her right this instant."

"But it was your idea," my sister said madly.

"Yeah, well, you two helped," I spilled out. "Than I'll tell mum you two made me do it," my brother said satisfied by his great salvation.

"Hey, wait a second, it was your stupid idea to write down 'loser' so you're not innocent," my sister said.

"Yeah, but weren't you the one that came up with the idea to ripe the track out of the tape?" I asked my sister.

"Eh... kinda, but you were the big master brain that created this whole thing, so you're to blame!"

"What!" I yelled. "How dare you to...

We were squabbling for a few minutes, when we heard a loud crack.

"What was that?!" I screamed madly, because my sister had just given me a scratch-attack.

The sound came from upstairs. The three of us ran towards the stairs, when we heard our mum yelling.

"Oh my god, he's killing her !" I screamed in panic.

"Don't be stupid! ...you don't think he is actually killing her, do you?" My brother asked.

When we arrived upstairs, we saw the door of my room was wide open. We ran inside, and then I stiffed. Heero was standing in the middle of something that used to be my room. He was holding my fathers old Baseball club, and he was totally gone mad. But the point was, he wrecked every single thing that stood in my room... or in better words: everything that was standing in my room! All my things were ripped in hundreds of peaces. The loud crack we heard was the final touch that my, already destroyed, room just needed; my very expensive big screen TV!!! In a million peaces!

I saw my mum was standing in front of me, with her hands in front of her mouth. Her eyes were wide open, and she was in total shock. A few seconds later she seemed to wake up.

"WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO MEAN, HEERO?! ARE YOU COMPLETELY OUT OF YOUR MIND?! YOU ARE GONNA PAY FOR ALL OF THIS MESS, YOU HEAR ME?! AND YOU CAN BET I'M GONNA CALL YOUR FATHER!"

My mum was still shivering (probably because of my ruined TV)

"Yeah, yeah, just call my dad, but before I have to pay, you should first ask them (he pointed at us) what happened to my tape, my tape that costs ten times as many as all these things in this room together, big screen TV included," Heero said with a raised voice.

"What do you mean?" my mum asked suspicious.

Heero took the tape out of his pocket. "Remember this," he asked my mum. "You know how much this tape costs? Because I have told you about it two days ago."

"You don't mean that Three-Wise-Man-thingy?" my mum asked him unhopefully.

"Yes, that tape, it's totally ruined and it's all their fault (he pointed at us again) and they didn't have any reason to destroy it!" Heero said.

My mum slowly turned around to us. Her face and neck were all red. I have never seen a brighter colour red. She opened her mouth, and immediately it was as if there came a hurricane out of it.

The whole world started shaking from my perspective. If you would have been on the other side of the world, you would still be able to here what my mum was calling us. She was mentioning something about 'maybe the last tape on earth' and 'never gonna get an other opportunity for having a very rare sort of music' and stuff like that. When she was done with her frantic screaming, I asked:

"Can't he just download it from the internet or whatever?"

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