Chapter1- 2+2.
Narrator: The story starts off with two young men arguing over a math problem.
Sora: 2+220345 YOU BIRD BRAIN.
Riku: Stupid. The answer is 4.
Kairi: What in the world are you two arguing about?
Sora: Riku thinks that 2+2 is 436.2! Obviously it's 20345!
Kairi: Why the are you arguing about this dumb math problem! Shouldn't you be fighting the fartless-
Sora: Heartless.
Kairi: Yea… and using your pee blade?
Riku: Key blade.
Kairi WHATEVER!
Sora: This story sucks!
Narrator: Well sooooorry! I'm not the one who wrote this! It was George the dumb! (Ansem the wise)
Riku: I'm surrounded by idiots…
Sora: If your still reading this…. Yea.
Kairi: What?
Sora: Nothing… Just saying.
Mickey: Hi fellas.
Kairi, Sora, Riku: Hello your majesty.
Mickey: I have news.
Sora: Is it bad or good.
Mickey: HOW DO I KNOW THAT! I'm not that smart you know!
Riku: We get it. What's the news.
Mickey: Well, 2+2 39856387562946598723468346594503465346058963805.
Kairi: That is impossible!
Sora: NO! He is… is… right.
Riku: I'm still with the idiots…
Narrator: Riku soon dies from annoyance of all the Idiots surrounding him and the fartless, I mean heartless, take over the world the end!
Sora: That's not what happened! You forgot the part where I saved all my teddy bears from the heartless.
Riku(ghost): Even when I'm dead I am surrounded by these idiots.
George: I am sorry for this horrible story but I had no chose but to write it. Dora took her SMG rifle and made me write this. If you hate it then Dora said she'll take her rocket launcher and… Yea, blow me to scraps.