Capter 3- The Death of Xemnas (don't think this is a serious one cause of the title.)
Narrator: Riku was not able to get his revenge and Mickey locked him in the dungeon, but there was another thing that worried Sora,Donald, Goofy and the king.
They lost my teddy bear! WAAAAAAH! Oh, i mean they had to fight XEMNAS!
Sora: Whose Xemnas?
Donald: Kshu Idshiot! ( you idiot)
Goofy: Gwarsh Sora, I thought I was the dumbbest one in the umm umm.
Donald: sigh Chparty!
Goofy: Oh yea.
Sora: Well you still are!
Goofy: Micky told us about Xemnas a catrillion times.
Sora: Well... Well.. I wasn't paying much attention.
Donald: Tats Your Hown Prochblem!
Sora: sigh
Narrator: Suddenly a flash of light comes and a dark freakishly low voice appears.
Xemnas: HEY! WHERES MY THEME SONG! Sephiroth gets one! I want one too! WAHHHHHHH!
Sora: Whose that?
Goofy: THATS XEMNAS! Gwarsh he seems more manly than I ever expected!
Xemnas: HAHAHAHA! Prepare to meet your doom and you will su- OW! I broke a nail!
Sora: Holy mama! He is manly!
Donald: Tat cjust maks thingks more kcomplechated!
Narrator: Xemnas summons a little parrot. It chases after Goofy and Donald and they run away leaving sora.
Sora: So. How do you want to settle this.
Xemnas: HAHAHAHA. I settle all my fights with a STARING CONTEST! DUNN DUUNN DUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!
Sora: NOOO! That's the one thing I'm worst at. Actually I don't know cuz no one ever challenged me before.
Xemnas: Your a begginer? HAHAHA this shoud be easy.
Narrator: Though Xemnas had a better advantage, Sora had a sneaky trick up his sleeve.
Sora: HEHEHE...
Narrator: The two of the fighters got in position. Xemnas started staring at Sora with the ugliest yet funniest face he could come up with.
Sora Strained not to laugh, and thats when he took out his trick. It was a mask of michael Jackson.
Sora: HEHEHE...
Xemnas: O my mother!
Narrator: Xemnas started laughing. He coudn't resist the michael Jackson face.
Sora: I win! YEA! WHAT NOW!
Narrator: Even when Sora accepted his victory, Xemnas continued to laugh at the face.
Sora: ummmmm... Xemnas, dude, you ok.
Narrator: It was no use. Xemnas continued to laugh and-
Sora: Shut up you dumb narrator just get to the part already!
Narrator: All right all right sheesh! Xemnas laughed and laughed untill his body could take no more. The great and mighty Xemnas exploded into a cajillion pieces! What happened to Donald and Goofy? Well, the two came back to Sora still being chased. Then they saw the mask and exploded with laughter. The parrot did the same.
As for Sora. He took off the mask and looked at it.
Sora: Why is everyone exploding when they see this-BOOOOOOOM!