A/N – Welcome to chapter 2 of the almighty story that has taken over The Misadventures of Poopie McGee and Who Said Children Are The Future? Anywho… ON WITH THE DISLCAIMER DOOBY!

Disclaimer – I don't own nothing.

Summary – What happens when our two favourite sexy gay guys (don't act like you didn't know that they were gay!) get locked up in a bunch of random places? Well… read on and SEE!

Locked Up

CHAPTER 2 – The Wall Safe

It was class time at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and the Gryffindor's and Slytherin's were all in their Transfiguration class. But, two people were missing, as McGonagall noticed. And, once again, Ron, Hermione, Pansy, Crabbe, Goyle and Zabini had also noticed. Can you guess who the missing two were? If you guess Harry and Draco, you'd be right. Again, no prize. Yes, I am a cheap bastard. Where were Harry and Draco, you ask? Well, the two had somehow been locked in Dumbledore's wall safe, along with Dumbledore's secret stash of Lemon Drops.

"…why the hell are we in here, Potter?" Draco asked.

"More importantly, how did we get in here?" Harry asked, looking around the dark wall safe. Draco groaned.

"I don't care how we got in here; I care why we are in here!"

"…I think it's more important to find out how we got in here…"

"Fine. How did we get in here?"

"I can answer both your questions at once", came Dumbledore's voice. Harry blinked.

"Okay… freaky… Professor, are you in here as well?"

"Indeed I am, Harry. Good morning to you both", Dumbledore said.

"Can you tell us why we're here, Sir?" Harry asked. Further down in the safe, a bit of white appeared in the dark, which Harry assumed was Dumbledore smiling.

"Well, Harry, I was sitting in my office earlier this morning when I thought, 'Dumbles, what are we going to do if one day the world just spontaneously combusts?'" Dumbledore started. A bit of white appeared where Draco was. He was grinning.

"See, Potter? I told you we could spontaneously combust!"

"I never doubted you for a second, Malfoy… continue, Sir."

"Thank you, Harry. Well, my answer to my question was simple – lock a good person, and a bad person, in the safe. You see, my boys, this safe is strong enough to take any kind of beating, so if the world spontaneously combusts, this safe would survive to see another day. So, I chose the two best good and bad people I could find. You two", Dumbledore said.

"Who's the good person?" Harry asked.

"And who's the bad person?" Draco added.

"Well, naturally you, Mr. Malfoy. And of course, Harry would be the good person", Dumbledore answered. Harry frowned.

"But… why us?" he asked.

"Because you two are enemies, are you not?"

"Yes… we are…" Draco said.

"There you go!" Dumbledore said cheerfully.

"But Sir…" Harry said.

"Yes, Harry?"

"…why are you in here?"

"I was thinking the same thing", Draco said.

"Well, boys, that is because I knew you would have questions, and I am the only one who is able to answer them. So that's why I locked myself in here."

"How will we survive?" Harry asked.

"This is where I keep my Lemon Drops. We will survive off of those."

"…you keep your Lemon Drops in a wall safe?" Draco asked incredulously.

"Yes. You never know who is out to get them. I've noticed Severus eyeing them lately. I had to take precautions. So I locked them up. Lemon Drop, boys?"

"Err… no thanks, Professor…"

"This guy is crazy…" Draco muttered.

"Thank you, Mr. Malfoy", Dumbledore said cheerfully, his eyes sparkling.

"How… how are we going to get out of here when the world… spontaneously combusts?" Harry asked.

"Well… did either of you bring your wands?" Dumbledore asked.

"No… I left mine at the Dursleys, as previously stated in the first chapter…" Harry said.

"And mine got stolen by the house elves. Those thieving bastards took it from the Common Room."

"What about you, Professor?" Harry asked.

"No… I left mine in my Pensieve…"

"Well… that was smart!"

A/N – It was shorter than last time, and nobody saved them this time… but they'll be back in Chapter 3! You know in cartoons how someone dies and in the next episode they're back again? Yeah, it'll be like that.

Note: The world will not spontaneously combust

CtC