Cordelia was walking when suddenly a vampire jumped in front of her.
"It's not safe at night for little ladies." It said, before pouncing.
But Cordelia was prepared and took out a cross. "Hah!" She said, shoving in front of his face.
But he didn't even flinch at the contact. He looked at it before tossing it away and saying, "I'm Jewish."
Reacting quickly, she extracted her stake and said "Then happy Hanukkah to you." before plunging it in his heart.
As she shook the dust off her, she muttered "Now that was weird." and continued on her way home.