A/N – If you love me, and want me to continue this story, you will review me with ideas of other places they can get locked up in. I love you all.
Disclaimer – I own nothing. Not even my sanity. (I don't even have any sanity…)
Summary – What happens when our two favourite sexy gay guys (don't act like you didn't know that they were gay!) get locked up in a bunch of random places? Well… read on and SEE!
Locked Up
CHAPTER 3 – The Freezer
"Okay Potter, this is getting ridiculous!" Draco said. The two were currently locked in the freezer, after curfew. Everybody except them was in bed.
"Don't look at me, Malfoy. It's not like I want to be in here!" Harry said. Draco snorted, then shivered.
"Sure, Potter. You probably have a secret crush on me!"
Harry stared at Draco. "Excuse me? I have a crush on you? Well, someone seems a bit up himself. I don't know if anybody's told you, Malfoy, but I don't like ferrets."
Draco growled. "Excuse me?"
"I said –"
"I heard what you said, Potter."
"Then why'd you say 'excuse me'?"
"Because –"
"You're an idiot."
"Exactly. Wait! No! I'm not an idiot! I'm Draco Malfoy!"
"You sure? I always thought you were a ferret."
"You're gunna pay for that, Potter."
"What are you gunna do? Use your ferret powers on me?"
"Yes. Wait! No! Ferrets don't have powers!"
"Magical ferrets have powers."
"…I'm cold…"
"Me too. Got your wand back, yet?"
"No. Those bastard elves snapped it in half. What about you?"
"Dursley's decided they didn't want me doing magic anywhere."
"But you're allowed to do magic here."
"What did I just say, Malfoy? What did I just say?"
"Oh. I get it."
Harry sighed and leaned up against the freezer wall. Everything was quiet until…
"AH SHIT THIS THING IS FUCKING COLD!"
Harry jumped away from the wall. "Why the fuck is there ice on the wall?"
Draco looked at him with a strange look on his face. "Probably because we're in a freezer…"
Harry sighed. "Shut up, Draco…"
Draco blinked. "Potter…"
"What?"
"…you just called me Draco."
"So...? That is your name, isn't it? Or have you been living a lie since you got here?"
"No, no, that's my name… just never thought you of all people would call me by my name."
"Yeah, well… shut up Malfoy."
"Oh, Malfoy, is it?"
"Yeah. That is your last name, I believe…"
"So it is, Potter, so it is…"
"Y'know Malfoy…"
"What?"
"Being in here isn't so bad."
"Excuse me? It's fucking freezing in here."
"Yeah… but get past all the ice, and the coldness… it's kinda nice in here."
"Okay, you're obviously sick. Get over here so I can take your temperature."
"I don't wanna go over there."
"Why not?"
"…there's ham over there…"
Draco sighed, and stood up. He started towards Harry, but slipped on a banana peel on the way there. (A/N – Don't ask how the banana peel got there…) As he slipped, he collided into Harry, and sent them both to the floor, Draco on top of Harry (A/N – Keep it G Rated, boys… G Rated…). "Well Malfoy, I didn't know you felt this way about me", Harry said, but he was blushing. Draco glared at him.
"Think I like being in this position?" he asked, too busy trying to stay angry at him to notice Harry's blush.
"So get off me."
"Can't."
"Why not?"
"…I… hey… is it just me, or does it feel more… spacious in here?"
Harry raised an eyebrow. "Don't change the subject, Mal… hey yeah, it does feel more spacious in here…"
"Dobby is so sorry, Mr. Harry Potter sir! You are a great wizard and need not to be interrupted! Dobby will leave now!"
Draco blinked. "Dobby?"
"No! Dobby! Don't close the door!"
The door slammed shut.
"Damn you, Dobby. Damn you to hell."
A/N – About the whole Draco falling on Harry thing… that will go further during the next few chapters. Sooner or later (probably sooner) they will kiss. Can you say "OMG I LOVE KINKY GAY GUYS!"? I know I can. Anywho… hope you enjoyed that chapter.
CtC