A/N – Me again. AND WITH A REVIEW CORNER! –le French gasp-

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Pirate Alchemist: OMG don't die! I need you! You review! YOU LIKE MY STORY!

Lemo: Yes, Dobby is nuts, and he shall be appearing in other chapters. I'm sorry I sent you that scary thing. I love you, Lemo. Don't kill me! PLEASE! –shields self with Harry and Draco-

Lara: You think? I told you there would be slight HPDM in the summary, didn't I? You'd think some people would appreciate the beauty of homosexual people, but noooo…

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Summary – What happens when our two favourite sexy gay guys (don't act like you didn't know that they were gay!) get locked up in a bunch of random places? Well… read on and SEE!

Locked Up

CHAPTER 5 – The Costume Closet

Draco and Harry groaned, both sitting on the ground. "You know what, Harry?" Draco asked. Yes, they were now on a first-name basis.

"What?" Harry asked.

"I'm not even going to bother saying 'this is ridiculous'… I've gotten used to it…"

"Me too…"

"So what did the Weasel King and his bitch say when you told them about us?" Draco asked, slinging his arm around Harry's shoulders. Harry leaned his head on Draco's shoulder, and shrugged.

"I didn't tell them…"

"You didn't?"

"Nope… what did your bodyguards say?"

"…I didn't tell them."

"Why not?"

Draco shrugged, absentmindedly playing with Harry's hair. "Didn't feel right…"

"Touché…"

"Hey… where are we this time?"

Harry lifted his head and looked around. "It looks like… a costume closet…"

Draco's face brightened. "I have an idea…"

Harry frowned, watching as Draco jumped up and ran in some random direction.

A few minutes later, Draco emerged from behind some costumes, wearing a princess costume.

"Draco… what are you wearing?"

"I'm a princess! All bow down to Princess Draco!" Draco said, twirling around in his dress. Harry snorted, then ran to find his own costume.

Draco waited for him, occasionally fixing his dress or tiara, or twirling around.

A few minutes later, Harry returned, wearing a fairy costume.

"Oh Harry, you look simply splendid!" Draco said in a high-pitched voice. Harry let out a girlish giggle.

"Why thank you, Princess Draco. That means a lot coming from you!"

"Tell me, Fairy Harry, would you like to dance?"

"Oh Princess Draco, I thought you'd never asked!"

Draco grinned, and stepped forward, this time not slipping on anything. He clutched Harry's hand in his own, slipping his other hand around Harry's waist. Harry put his hand around Draco's neck, and the two started to sway to imaginary music.

"So… gotten your wand back?" Harry asked.

"No. The elves still have it. I think it's them who keep bringing us to all these places."

"I think it's Dumbledore…"

"That barmy old crackpot isn't smart enough to –"

"Excuse me? Did you… did you just call Dumbledore 'not smart'?"

"I also called him a barmy old crackpot…"

"Alright then."

"You're not angry?"

"Angry? Naaah…"

Draco grinned and leaned forward to capture Harry in a kiss.

Oooh, second kiss… that means we're officially a couple, doesn't it? Harry thought.

I hope he knows that we're a couple now… Draco thought.

"Mr. Harry Potter, sir, Dobby has come to rescue you again!" came Dobby's voice as the closet door opened.

Harry pulled away from Draco. "Err…"

"Mr. Harry Potter, sir, you must come out of the closet!"

"I'll tell Hermione and Ron tonight!" Harry said.

Dobby blinked. "…Dobby will leave you now, Mr. Harry Potter, sir…"

And with that, the house elf left quickly.

A/N – Weeeeeeeeee… fifth chapter! Go me! Read and review, people, read and review…

CtC

P.S – This idea came from Pirate Alchemist. LOVE YOU!