A/N – Alright, so it's taken me a while to update. But I'm here now, so SMILE!
Disclaimer – I own nothing. Not even my sanity. (I don't even have any sanity…)
Summary – What happens when our two favourite sexy gay guys (don't act like you didn't know that they were gay!) get locked up in a bunch of random places? Well… read on and SEE!
Locked Up
CHAPTER 6 – Lemo's Basement – Part 1
"Err…"
Draco and Harry looked around their new surroundings – a basement filled with leather whips and junk. "This place is…" Draco trailed off.
"Kinky?" Harry suggested. Draco stared at him.
"Not what I was going for, but I guess that works too…" he said. Harry grinned, reaching out to touch one of the whips. As soon as his fingers came in contact with the whip, an alarm went off. A flashing red light also started. "Oooh… flashy…" Harry said. A door to their left opened.
"Who DARE touches the kinky leather whips? Pigboi, is that you!" A girl entered the room, looking around wildly. Harry and Draco clung to each other with fear, hiding in a dark corner. "Pigboi, if you come out now, I swear I won't hurt you!" the girl said. She was silent for a moment until…
"PIGBOI IF YOU DON'T GET THE FUCK OUT HERE I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS ALL THE WAY TO WOOP WOOP LAND!"
Harry let out a small squeak, and the girl's head shot around.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! KAWAAAAAAAAIIIIIII!" the girl screamed, spotting Harry and Draco clinging to each other.
"Err…"
"Um…"
"OHMYGOSHYOUTWOARETHEHOTTESTCOUPLEAROUNDANDIFYOUDON'TSTAYHEREIAMGOINGTOKICKYOURASSESALLTHEWAYBACKTOWOOPWOOPLAND!" the girl screamed. Whilst Draco tried to figure out what the girl had said, Harry slowly peeled himself away from Draco.
"We don't live in Woop Woop Land!"
"…you live in England. I don't know where that is, so it's Woop Woop Land. I'm Lemo, by the way. Lemo the Lemon", the girl, Lemo, said, shoving her hand into Harry's face.
"Err… I'm Harr –"
"I know who you are, retard! Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Chosen One, the Prat-Who-Just-Wouldn't-Die, the Guy-Who-Kicked-Voldemort's-Ass-All-The-Way-Back-To-Woop-Woop-Land, the –"
"I get the point, thanks Lemo…"
"ZOMG! YOU TOTALLY HAVE TO STAY RIGHT THERE!" Lemo shouted, "STAY! I just have to get my camera! I have to tell someone! Anyone! AMBO!"
Lemo ran out of the basement.
Draco and Harry sat in silence for a while until Lemo came back.
"I forgot to close the door… wow, you two are so stupid. You had like… the perfect chance to escape just then…" Lemo said, slamming the door shut. The two boys heard a click, telling them that Lemo had locked the door, as well.
"Draco…"
"Yeah, Harry?"
"…I'm scared…"
"Me too…"
And once again, the two boys started clinging to each other out of fear.
A/N – Hope you liked! There'll be a Part 2, and possibly a Part 3, depending on what the weather is like… and if the moon is perfectly aligned with the planets, and the stars spell out "HPDM Fics ROCK!" Only then will I continue this story.