A/N – Um… I really don't have anything to say for once. Shock horror.

Disclaimer – I own nothing. Not even my sanity. (I don't even have any sanity…)

Summary – What happens when our two favourite sexy gay guys (don't act like you didn't know that they were gay!) get locked up in a bunch of random places? Well… read on and SEE!

Locked Up

CHAPTER 7 – Lemo's Basement – Part 2

"You're lying, aren't you?"

"I'm not lying! I swear Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are in my basement!"

Harry and Draco looked at each other. Oh goody. It seemed Lemo had done exactly what she had planned on doing. She had told a friend. The basement door opened, and Lemo walked in, followed by another girl. "Harry, Draco, this is my friend Ambo! But in this fic, she shall be known as Andy!"

"…'lo Andy…" Harry and Draco said.

Andy stared at the two. "…OHMYGODHARRYANDDRACOAREINYOURBASEMENT!"

Lemo grinned. "Cool, huh?"

Andy continued to stare at the two. "…pinch me… this must be a dream…"
Draco and Harry looked at each other, before shrugging, both throwing fluffy handcuffs at the girl. Andy blinked. "OW! I SAID PINCH ME! NOT 'THROW SOME OF LEMO'S KINKY FLUFFY HANDCUFFS AT ME'!"

"…same diff…" Harry said.

"Yeah. We proved that you were awake…" Draco said.

"Which, for some weird reason, reminds me that I'm hungry. Lemo, can I have… some bacon and pumpkin juice? Oh, and some eggs, a hash brown, some toast, and make sure the food doesn't touch!" Harry said.

"Oh yeah! I'll have whatever he's having."

"You'll have whatever I fucking give you!"

"…"

"…"

Lemo laughed. "Just kidding, guys. BEHTPJ coming right up!"

"…B… E… H… T… P… J…?" Andy said, following Lemo out of the basement.

"B – bacon. E – eggs. H – hash brown. T – toast. PJ – pumpkin juice. Duh. Anyone with half a brain would know that."

"…yeah, well I've only got a quarter of a brain, so shut up."

Harry and Draco sighed, watching the two leave.

"Draco, I wanna leave…"

"Me too, Harry, me too…"

Harry sighed again, and rested his head on Draco's shoulder. Draco immediately put his arm around Harry's waist, and waited for the food to come.

A few minutes passed, and Lemo and Andy returned with their food. Both girls squealed at the sight before them. Harry and Draco were making out on the floor.

"Quick, Andy! Where's the camera!" Lemo asked. Andy pulled a camera out of nowhere, and took several photo's.

"Why'd you take so many?"

"You think I'm going to let you have all the fun of knowing you saw Harry and Draco making out?" Andy asked.

"Well… I did think that, but now, for obvious reasons, I don't."

"LEMO! COME AND HUG JOHNNY!"

"Hey… who said that?" Andy asked.

"I dunno, but it seems I have to hug Pigboi…" Lemo replied. She and Andy left the basement, and, being the idiots… I mean, loving friends they were, left the basement door open. Because they're just stupid like that.

Coughcough

I still love you, Lemo and Ambo!

A/N – Hope you enjoyed reading. I'll try to update sooner now that I'm on holidays and can slightly be bothered doing it!

Much Love,

Ms. ReeRee Cheeseball Monkeypants

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