Thank you to the people that read my story and gave me advice. And thank you to my sister who fixed my mistakes.
Jack O'Neill and Sam Carter were eating jello in the commissary when Teal'c ran in and placed his foot on the table, he pulled off his sock and screamed
"massage!" and then ran away as six guards chased him.
Sometime later in a briefing the speakers announced that Teal'c was armed with lotion and at large. If in counted, use extreme caution as the Jaffa is highly trained in Chulak nipple cripples.
Sg-12 was just about to embark through the gate to p3c-911, when all of a sudden teal'c ran into the gate room and knocked out the entire sg team with a squash racket. He then screamed
"I am a lonely Jaffa!" and ran through the gate.