Raja Tears: Welcome! So yeah. This is my package.

Lamb: God delivered.

Ray: I signed.

All three: -Crack up laugh-

Lamb: Man it's Sunday.

Ray: Yeah we haven't see each other for days. Nothing stupid has happened.

Raja Tears: That's why I'm typing this story as a distraction! So I own nothing, am retarded, and need a plot so I can make a new story. That's about it!

Lamb: Got any thing else you want to say?

Raja Tears: -Smiles- I LOVE YAOI!

Bake Sale Over There!

Chapter 2: She Thinks You're HOT!

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Inuyasha looked down at the grave of his mother in remorse. Hurt, sadness, and un- belonging shining in his dulled golden eyes. Miroku walked up to him and wrapped his arms around Inuyasha's slender waist.

"How are you feeling my Inu- baby?" Miroku whispered into his silver headed lover's cute dog ears. Inuyasha turned in Miroku's embrace and borrowed his head into his clothed chest. After a few tense moments Inuyasha shifted so he could look up at the love of his life.

"I still miss her. Even though it's been 6 months, but...I think... I'll make it though... with you...by my side." With each pause in his speech Inuyasha leaned up until their lips connected in a kiss. They stood there together as one. Their souls linking to each other through the love they shared for one another. Nothing else mattered except. All the time in the world could have passed during that kiss and they would have never have regretted it. Slowly they pulled apart and walked off. Hands entwined. They jumped into a blood red Viper that had a dark purple strip going down the middle. Miroku started the car and rived the engine. He pulled out of the small old cemetery and drove off down the road. Less than a minute later he reached a three way intersection. Chaos was everywhere.

"Who the hell are those girls?" Inuyasha questioned to no one really while he looked at the women out his window. Miroku shrugged his shoulder. The light turned red and he drive off again. Passing the girls shaking signs at him. 'A bake sale? That's odd.' He thought, but kept driving anyway.

"She thinks you're HOT!" Was heard from behind him. Inuyasha and Miroku glanced in the review mirror to see who yelled that at them. There were four girls at the bake sale. Two short and two fairly tall. They were pointing to a fifth girl. A hot fifth girl with long silver hair and the sexiest bangs ever. 'So that hot stuff thinks I'm hot. Well, she has a right to think that.' With that Miroku hit the brakes. This caused Inuyasha, who hadn't been wearing a seat belt, to go slamming into the windshield.

"MIROKU! What the hell are we stopped for? Oh no! We are NOT going to see that girl back there. No way," huffed Inuyasha.

"Please, Inu-baby? It's the silver hair. I think I have a fetish," Miroku confessed a highly disturbing fact that some how turned Inuyasha on.

"Well if you put it that way. LET'S GO!" So Miroku did a quick U-turn and was speeding off to the frightened girls. They parked the car in the packing lot of the pottery shop and jumped out. With smirks plastered on their faces they walked up to the girls. It was then that they noticed that the silver headed girl was about three inches taller then Miroku and five inches taller then Inuyasha. (I believe that Sesshy should always be the seme and Inuyasha always the uke. Miroku can be both cause he's a player. Ya see. I got it all worked out in my CRAZY mind. Now back to the story!) That didn't dampen their spirits of getting laid though.

"Hey there hot lips. How's it going?" Miroku asked in a deep husky voice. Inuyasha coped a feel while the girl was being occupied with Miroku's seductive speech. Miroku had to be good if he was able to keep Inuyasha this long. Suddenly the other four girls started to giggle to one another. The silver headed female just ducked her head with a blush staining her smooth pale skin. Inuyasha and Miroku shared a confused glance.

"What's so funny? Never seen some guys try to get laid?" asked an annoyed half demon.

"Well, yes we have," said Lay He with a grin. Everyone looked to Kagome at that moment. She smiled innocently.

"Can't a girl be a whore and not be touched?" Kagome challenged with a heated glare. No one answered her stupid question and turned back to what they were talking about.

"Please, tell us what was so funny earlier." Miroku gently persuaded. Ray stepped up. She looked at Miroku then Inuyasha then back to Miroku.

"They like to touch each other, but they both want to touch another. Together." Explained Ray after analyzing the two. Miroku and Inuyasha stood with slacked jaws ans wide eyes. They looked at each other. The silver headed girl started to speak.

"Little brother, is this true? Do you want to touch me? Both of you?" asked the girl who is really Sesshoumaru in a drag outfit consisting of tiny leather short shorts and a maroon tube top that matched the stripes on his face, wrists, ankles, and stomach. Inuyasha and Miroku stood in shock. I mean who wouldn't when they saw their brother in drag and looking HOT! Miroku was just shocked cause I said he was. At once all three ran forward and locked into a tight hug. Off to the side, Lay He and Fatty watching the hot action of yaoi incest. They were stuffing their HUGE bodies with buttery popcorn and soda. Ray was vomiting the contents of her stomach over all the poor people who were driving by and Kagome was selling her body to any man who would want to brave the journey of STD's. Unexpectedly Fatty's Cobra started to shack violently. Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at the frisky car. The car exploded and in its place stood a giant Willow Tree. One of the branches came and stood next to Miroku. The branch was wearing the exact same thing Miroku was down to the earrings. Everyone backed away from the identical Miroku twins.

"I-I can't tell which is the real Miroku," stuttered Inuyasha.

"We should ask a question only the true Miroku would know," Sesshoumaru told Fatty. She nodded and thought for a moment. She started to have a headache with pictures. An idea! 'So that's what it's called.' Fatty thought. She lunged in front of the two Mirokus with the question in mind. Well her mind was filled at the moment so it was floating around her head like a electron.

"Miroku. What is the last thing I would ever give Kagome?" This was directed at the real Miroku. He started to panic and shouted out the first thing he thought of.

"A lap dance!" came from Miroku

"Oh! So sorry! The answer was the antidote!" Fatty exclaimed. She got out a gun and killed Miroku. His body turned to ash and blew away like dust in the wind.

"Ummm...Fatty? What antido-" Kagome was cut off when she fell to the ground, dead. She wasn't really dead though. She was in a deep sleep filled with incest yaoi and beer!

"I knew you were the real Miroku!" Inuyasha shouted as he and Sesshoumaru ran up to the Willow Tree branch and hugged it. The Willow Tree gave a mighty shudder of glee and started to play with Inuyasha's ears and Sesshoumaru's bangs. Ray, Lay He, and Fatty smiled and went back to telling people Kagome thought they were hot. They picked up Kagome's limp body and tied it to the HUGE pole. Many people came and body some baked goods, but also came to watch the hot action of the two brothers and the frisky Willow Tree.

Ray: Well, that was...

Lamb: Interesting.

Ray: ...yeah.

Raja Tears: You know what's ironic?

Lamb & Ray: That you were sick today? (It's Monday now)

Raja Tears: NO! That I write Humor, yet I hate to read it. I like angst, but I can't write it.

Lamb: Well I can write angst!

Ray: Well I can write straight parings!

Raja Tears: Well I'M going to turn to a yaoi story to Mrs. Lair!

All: OoO

Raja Tears: READ AN REVIEW PLEASE!