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Luna: Now were back! Its time for the endurance round! Both players must attempt to get the golden snitch away from this Moogle!
Moogle: (Walks onto stage) Hi, kupo! If you want the snitch, too bad, kupo!
Luna: (Dreamily) the winner will receive twenty points.
(Harry pulls out his wand, and stands up. Luna's booth slips into the ground and she retreats to a safe corner. Luna's father stands up and circles the Moogle. The Moogle drops the snitch, and it buzzes around the Moogle's head.)
Harry: Accio Firebolt!
(Harry's broom zips into his hand and he boards it.)
Moogle: Firega, Kupo!
(A giant flame appears around Harry, burning his broom to ashes.)
Harry: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-
Luna's father: Accio Snitch!
(The snitch flies into his hand.)
Luna: Mr. Lovegood wins! Twenty points! You, sir, are the winner! You receive Final Fantasy I-XII!
(The chairs return to their original position, and Luna sits back in her seat. Harry is removed forcibly by some Moogles. Luna's father sits in his seat and the Moogle sits in Harry's.)
Moogle: How do you feel, kupo?
Luna's father: I am feeling well.
Moogle: I hope you do not mind if we ask you some questions about your life, kupo.
Luna's father: As long as they are not too personal.
Moogle: Well actually-
Luna: (interrupting) How is your job?
Luna's father: It is a very interesting job. I would not trade for almost anything!
Luna: Does it pay well?
Luna's father: (faltering) Er… I guess…
Luna: Is it true that you are the editor-in-chief for the quibbler and a field reporter?
Luna's father: Well yes, actually! I-
Moogle: How would I get to work for your magazine, kupo?
Luna's father: Um… Well you would have to go to our personnel adviser. I think we have an opening on field reporters.
Luna: What are you working on now?
Luna's father: (goes on a long-winded explanation about Flame-Tongue trenchers.)
Moogle: (stares) Um, fascinating kupo…
Luna: (With genuine interest) When will you be publishing this story?
Luna's father: The June issue, probably.
Luna: I cannot wait!
Moogle: Uh-huh, kupo. (Leaves, in the opposite direction from Harry)
Luna: (shrugs) What other articles can we expect in the upcoming February Issue?
Luna's father: We have this really-
Luna: Oh, it seems we have run out of time!
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Hermione: What do you mean failed! I freed dozens of house-elves!
Dobby: Well actually, Miss Granger…
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