Disclaimer: I still do not own Harry Potter or Final Fantasy, but I am confident that my lawyers might help me get the rights to them. Not really!
The Luna Show!
Luna: All right! Today you are in for an elven treat! We have two key figures in the House Elf Liberation movement! First, Dobby, the house-elf!
Dobby: (enters) Hello Miss Lovegood ma'am.
Luna: So Dobby, I hear that you are one of the first House-elves ever to be paid? What is that like?
Dobby: Oh it is amazing Miss Lovegood! Dobby is very happy, even though Dumbledore is not around anymore…
Luna: Please Dobby, call me Luna.
Dobby: Why, Miss Lo- Luna?
Luna: It is better than Loony!
Dobby: Oh… Yes,Dobby heard about you at old home. (Swallows) Dobby's old master call you- Bad Dobby! (Bangs head against seat).
Luna: Dobby, that seat is for sitting in, not for killing yourself with! Speaking of which, sit down. This is a talk show, not a Palace.
Dobby: Why thank you Miss Luna Ma'am.
Luna: (Dreamily) Now for our second guest, the one, the only, (with disdain) Hermione Granger, the first human to take an active part in elven rights.
Hermione: (enters) Hello Luna, Dobby.
Dobby: (stands up) Miss Granger is the friend of Harry Potter! Sit down in Dobby's seat, Dobby can stand!
Hermione: Dobby, please, there is-
Luna: Do not, Dobby, Hermione has a chair.
Dobby: Oh… (Sits down) Hello Miss Granger, how is life treating you?
Hermione: Well-
Luna: Hermione, is it true that your attempts to free House-Elves in your fifth year at Hogwarts were unsuccessful?
Hermione: What do you mean, unsuccessful? I freed dozens of House-Elves!
Dobby: Well actually Miss Granger…
Hermione: (Suspiciously) What?
Dobby: I took almost all of those hats, Miss Granger…
Hermione: WHAT?
Luna: Oh, look at the time! It is time to choose; The Contest or Luna Multiple-Choice?
Hermione: I don't think-
Dobby: Miss Granger may decide which Dobby and Miss Granger will do first!
Hermione: Luna Multiple-Choice!
(The guest's seats swing outward, behind two booths. A larger booth slides out of the floor in front of Luna.)
Luna: Alright! Multiple-choice questions will appear on your screen. When you know the answer, press the red button! Right answers get five points. Wrong answers will force you to lose three points! This counts towards your final score!
Hermione: (Beeps button) A, b, c, a, b.
Luna: How did you know the answers before I sent you the question?
Hermione: It's a gift.
Luna: All of those answers are correct… But there is one more! The Final Question! It is worth double points- negative and positive! What is the meaning of life? Select your answer!
Hermione: That is an opinion question! It isn't fa-
Dobby: (beeps button) Uh… D? 42?
Luna: Correct! Dobby gets ten points!
Hermione: What the-
Luna: We'll be back after these messages!
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Author's note: I hoped you liked the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference!