I Hate Vacations
Riza Hawkeye sighed, Roy Mustang and Jean Havoc sat in the front of the van that they rented. Riza and Kain Furey sat at the next row. And Veto Falman and Breda sat in the next row after them. "Why do you guys have to come with me?" Riza asked. "Like I want to be singing papers right now." Roy said. Riza had gotten a week off. So everyone said they would go with her for protection. Like she needed it anyway. Riza wanted to go visit her family.
Riza sighed again, "don't worry about it Riza, I'm sure your family would love to meet your friends." Kain said with a smile. "Yeah, I'm sure they would love to meet a playboy. And then a tragic playboy. And then there's you, you like your fucking 12. And then lets not forget fatty and old man." Riza yelled. "Someone's on the rag." Roy said. "Shut up a drive." Riza yelled, hitting him with her shoe. He yelped and almost hit the car in front of them.
"Watch where your going damn it!" Havoc yelled holding on to the door for dear life. "Roy are you trying to kill us!" Riza yelled. Kain was holding on to Riza for dear life. "I don't want to die!" he cried. Falman just looked around. "We're supposed to pick Hughes up at 12." Falman said. "Damn it Roy we haven't even left cental yet and you almost got us killed." Havoc said. "Fine all go pick up Maes and will get going." Roy said.
"Kain get off of me." Riza said pushing him off. Roy stopped at Maes house. It was 12 midnight. Roy knocked on the door and Hughes ran out with a suit case. Falman stuffed the bag in the trunk like thing in the back. Hughes crawled into the car seat next to Riza. Kain moved to the back seat with Falman and Breda. "Your cousin called me." Hughes said. "What did she want?" Riza asked. "She said she couldn't wait to meet your husband and son." Hughes said.
"Oh that's all." Riza said with a yawn. There was a moment of silence. "WHAT!" everyone yelled. "I'm not married I don't have a kid!" Riza cried. "Um... we'll have to find you one then?" Hughes said. "Maes we only have one seat left." Roy said. "Okay the husband will have to be one of us." Maes said. "I vote on Roy." Falman said. "I vote on Havoc." Breda said. "I vote on Roy." Maes and Kain said. Riza slammed her head on the window.
"And we'll go get Ed and he can be your son." Maes said with a smile. Riza slammed her head on the window again. "Meas go get Ed." Riza said. Hughes got out of the car and ran back in his house. "Sorry Al I have to borrow your brother." Maes said. "Hey let me go damn it." Ed cried. "Sorry I need your help Ed." Riza said. "Hurry up and drive or we are going to be late." Havoc said. Roy started the car and drove to get to the main road.
"What do you need my help with." Ed asked. "Ed you have to act like im your mom and Roy is your dad." Riza said quickly. "WHAT!" he yelled. "I know, I know. But my family thinks im married and I have a son, please." Riza said. Ed sighed, "Alright." he said. "Who said I'm going to act like I'm married to Riza." Roy said looking back. "You get to sleep with her." Maes said "In the same bed."
"I'm in." Roy said. Riza glared at him. This was going to be the worst Vacation ever. She sighed. Roy made a quick turn sending everyone flying to one side of the van. "Roy if you get us killed I'm going to kick your ass." Havoc said. Roy rolled his eyes. And almost hit another car. "Watch we're your going!" Ed yelled. "Damn it all." Roy said hitting the brakes. "If you don't like how I drive then find someone else." Roy said getting out of the car. Maes got out of his seat and switched with Roy.
With in seconds Roy was fast asleep. He was sitting right next to Ed. "Riza?" Ed asked. She looked over at him. "Will you switch seats with me?" Ed asked. "No." Riza said. "Fine I won't act like your son." Ed said. "Fine." Riza said. Her and Ed switched seats. "Remember once we get to the family home you have to call me mom and call that," Riza said pointing to Roy "you have to call that dad."
A/N Time
I hope you liked this later on in the story it will be Royai. Half of this stuff that happens in this story happened when I went on a vacation with ,my family. I swear my family id f-ed up. XD. Havoc is my mom. I'm Riza. Kain is my little brother. Roy is my dad. Falman and Breda are my older brother. And Maes is my oldest brother. XD. So I'm going to have fun with this story.