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Luna: Now we are back! It is time for the contest.
(The first lines of the "Phantom of the Opera" from The Phantom of the Opera musical play on the loudspeakers.)
Luna:(blinks.) Who played that?
Moogle: (Walks out) Sorry, wrong song.
Luna: It is the third CD, not the second!
Moogle: Oh… (Hurries out)
(The "Jeopardy" theme plays.)
Hermione: (With air quotations) What is this "Contest?"
Luna: (Scornfully) Oh, I thought the great Hermione Granger knew everything!
Hermione: I never said-
Dobby: Dobby wishes to know what the contest is if it would not inconvenience Miss Luna at all…
Luna: Right-o. The contest is one of the many activities of the game show portion of our show…
(A strange bouncy music is played. Some Moogles come out and start dancing.)
Luna: We are not sponsored by Disney anymore!
(The Moogles look embarrassed and run out. The music stops.)
Luna: The contest is a small competition between the two contestants. The contestants may be asked to play anything from Wizard's Chess to two-player Quidditch. Today you will be playing (creepy music plays) WIZARD'S CHESS!
(The two contestant's chairs swing inward to center stage. A small table with a Wizard's Chessboard on it rises out of the ground.)
Dobby: Dobby does not find himself worthy of playing Wizard's Chess against the great Hermione Granger!
Hermione: Uh… Of course, you are Dobby! Sit down. Um… E2 move to E4.
(Hermione Granger has pitiful chess playing skills. Therefore, Dobby quickly decimates her army until she has only one king, one rook, and one bishop. Dobby has only lost one rook and one bishop.)
Hermione: Bishop to F7!
Dobby: Rook to A1!
Luna: Checkmate! Dobby wins! Final scores: Hermione: Twenty, Dobby: 30. Dobby is the winner! You receive a pet chocobo!
Dobby: Where would Dobby keep a chocobo?
Luna: Good point. Give it to Hagrid because he will enjoy it.
Dobby: Miss Luna is correct…
Hermione: The prize was a Chocobo?
Luna: Yes.
Hermione: Oh… Then it is a good thing I lost. I am allergic to large flightless birds.
Luna: Really? That is interesting. Dobby, sit down. Hermione stay there. So Dobby, are you still working at Hogwarts?
Dobby: Yes Miss Luna ma'am.
Hermione: You do not have to call Luna "ma'am" or "miss."
Dobby: Yes Miss Granger ma'am.
Hermione: Okay.
Luna: Dobby, you are very unusual in that you found more work after you were freed, and you found someone willing to pay you. How do you feel about that?
Dobby: Actually, Dobby feels very privileged to have worked for Dumbledore.
Luna: Yes, the Late Professor Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore was a very unusual wizard. Do you think you will continue to be paid by the new Headmaster of Hogwarts?
Dobby: The new Headmaster is rather nice, actually. Dobby is paid the same amount he was when Dumbledore was Headmaster.
Luna: Wow! Time sure flies when you are having fun! Time is up! Goddbye, and enjoy your prize, Dobby and Emma Watson!
Hermione: Emma Watson?
Luna: Tune in next time on The Luna Show!
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