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Luna: Welcome! It is time for the Luna Show! Tonight's Special Guests are the Weasleys! That is, Ginny, Ron, Gred, Forge, Percy, Charley, Bill, Molly, and Arthur Weasley.

(Enter Weasleys)

Ron: (attacking Bill) Bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother…

Bill: Stop that!

Ginny: (joining in) Bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother…

Bill: Really! Stop!

Fred and George: (to Percy) Bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother Bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother…

Percy: Avada-

Molly: PERCY ARE YOU MAD! Kids, stop this!

Luna: Oh dear… I was not aware your house had Ramblestacks…

Arthur: (looking stunned) Oh dear! Percy?

Charley: Blimey Percy! What were you thinking?

Luna: (ahem) We have a special feature tonight: A DANCE OFF!

(There is silence except for a muffled "Kupo" from backstage.)

Percy: A what?

Luna: A dance off!

(Enter three judges)

Percy: What are you thinking?

(Luna whispers something in his ear and his eyes light up.)

Percy: OH! Let the dancing begin!

Luna: (smiling) You're first Percy!

(The Mission Impossible theme plays. Percy does the robot.)

Moogle Judge 1: Kupo! That rocked dawg!

Moogle Judge 2: 8 Lupo! That rocked kupo style!

Moogle Judge 3: I would have to disagree, kupo, I would rather have my eyes gouged out with rusty nails than ever hear that again, kupo! 3 kupo!

Percy: Why you little-

Luna: Fred and George!

(Fred and George dance to a funeral mass.)

Moogle Judge 1: 5 Kupo, dawg!

Moogle Judge 2: 3 kupo!

Moogle Judge 3: 10 kupo! That was amazing, kupo…

Luna: Ginny, your turn!

(Jeopardy theme plays.)

Luna: CD2!

Backstage Moogle (From above): Sorry, kupo!

(The Phantom of the Opera theme plays.)

Ginny: This is for you, Harry!

(Ginny does a terrible ballet dance.)

Moogle Judge 3: What the kupo was that?

Ginny (indignantly): A dance!

Moogle Judge 1: Sorry, diggy dawg, but I'll give it a 3 kupo!

Moogle Judge 2: It was…Quaint, kupo…2 kupo…

Ginny: Grr! How dare-

Moogle Judge 3: 1 and no comment, kupo.

Luna: We'll be back after this commercial break!

Ginny: Wait! I'm not-