I Hate Vacations

Maes pulled over to the side of the road for a pit stop to get gas. Roy and Havoc raced to the bathroom. Riza and Ed walked to get to the bathroom. "I think that we're going to go insane by the end of this trip." Falman told Maes. "I already knew that." Maes said. Maes walked into the gas station to play for the gas. Breda got a donut and some coffee for him self.

Everyone got back in their seats. Maes was driving because no one trusted Roy anymore. Ed started to complain. "Shut up!" Roy yelled. "Why should I you guys kidnaped me!" Ed cried. "You'll get good food." Riza said. Havoc turned around, "Is it really good?" Havoc asked. "The best." Riza said. "Do we have to stay in a hotel?" Falman asked. "Well if Maes would go faster we should be there in about 4 or 5 hours." Riza said.

Everyone sighed. "This is going to be a long ride." Maes said. Roy leaned back in his chair. "Wake my up in 3 hours." he said. "Can we play a game?" Kain asked. "No." Riza said turning a little so she could see out the window. Ed slammed his head the back of his seat. Breda made a snoring noise. Falman just looked at what was going on around them. Havoc lit a cigarette and turned the radio on.

It had been about an hour or so, Roy jumped up. "Are we there yet?" he asked. "No." Riza said. "How about now?" Roy asked. "No." Riza said a little annoyed. "Are we there yet?" Roy asked. "NO!" Riza yelled. Kain opened his eyes "are we there yet." he said sleepy. "I'll kill you!" Riza yelled turning around in the seat. "Stop!" Ed cried holding her down. "Alright children." Maes said.

"We have about 2 more hours." Havoc said. "Thank god." Breda said. Havoc started to sing to the song on the radio. Ed started to bang his head on the window. "Havoc, stop singing." Riza said. "Why should I?" he asked. "I'll shot you." Riza said. Havoc shut his mouth and looked out the window. "Alright we are 1 hour away." Hughes said. "I got to go tinkle." Roy cried. "Hold it." Riza said.

"WHAT! I can't hold it anymore." Roy cried. "What did you do when you had to go to the bathroom during the war?" Havoc asked. "I would look around drop my pants and take a damn piss." Roy said. Maes pulled over. "Go piss in the damn woods." Maes said. "You'll leave me!" Roy cried. Riza got out of the car, "come on they won't leave me." Riza said. Roy jumped out of the car and went piss.

Roy got back in the car. Riza got in the car. Meas rolled his eyes and started to drive again. "This sucks." Ed said hitting his head on the window. "Stop that it kills brain cells." Maes said. Ed started to hit his head harder on the window. "And they don't grow back." Riza said grabbing his shirt. Ed sighed and leaned back in his seat. "How much longer?" Havoc asked. "About 30 minutes." Maes said.

"Alright who farted?" Riza yelled. Maes hit the brakes and pulled over to the side of the road. "Ugh." everyone ran out of the car. "That was sick man." Roy said. "Who the hell did that?" Havoc yelled. "I did." Kain said with a huge blush on his face. "That's sick!" Ed yelled. "I think I just throw up a little." Maes said. Kain turned a deep color of red. "I thought my farts stunk." Breda said. "I think the smell is gone now." Falman said walking up to the car.

Everyone got in and they started to drive again, but now they kept the windows down. Maes pulled into a town called 'Winter Storm'. (A/N not good with names ;). "We are finally here." Maes said. "That wasn't so bad." Ed said. "But now we have to act like we're married." Riza and Roy said almost wanting to cry. "WAIT!" Riza screamed. Everyone looked over at her. "I have to sleep in the same bed as him!" Riza yelled.

She looked discussed. "Take me home right now." she cried. "Sorry but I can't do that, we're almost here." Maes said turning into a huge drive way. There was a huge house up on the hill they had to drive up. It was painted a nice light blue color. It had a garden in the back yard. And it was at least 3 stories high. Riza gulped as Maes parked the car. Everyone got out of the car and walked up the steps. Riza went to ring the door bell. "I can't do it!" she cried.

Roy rolled his eyes and rang the door bell. "Hello." a woman said answering the door. She was wearing a nice sun dress and had light brown hair that came to her shoulders. She had light green eyes and right in front of them where huge glasses that sat on the tip of her nose her name was Megan. "Riza!" she cried. "Everyone Riza's here." she turned around and yelled at some people. "Hurry up come in." she said. Riza hesitated for a moment before Maes pushed her in the house.

They all walked into a huge room where tons of family members where. "Riza, It's so good to see you." said and elderly woman. She looked neat, she had an baby blue dress on that came to her knees. She had blonde hair that was tied in a pony tail and her hair had some bits of gray in it. "Hi mom." Riza said hugging her. "Okay so lets meet this husband." Riza's mother said. All the guys where in a strait line looking around. "I take it this ones your son." said Megan. She pointed to Ed.

"Yes this is my son, Edward." Riza said trying to say it as nicely as she could. "He looks just like a Hawkeye." another girl said. She had brown hair and was wearing a green sweeter. With a pink skirt. "I guess he dose, Sapphire." Riza said you could almost see the poison coming out of her mouth. "Now girls." Riza's mother said. "Now show us who your husband is." said a girl in the back of the room.

"This is my husband." Riza said pulling on Roy. He stepped forward. "He's a keeper." Riza's mom said. "And these boys are-" Sapphire said. "To good for you." Riza said flicking her off. "I'll take you down right now." Sapphire yelled. "Bring it on last time we had a fight it was you that went to the hospital." Riza smirked. Riza reached behind her and lifted up her shirt a little bit. There sitting on her belt was a gun. "I'll take that." Roy said taking the gun before she could grab it.

"Give that back." Riza said turning around glaring at him. He throw it and Havoc and he quickly grabbed the gun. "Give it here." Riza said. Havoc looked around. He put it on the floor and ducked, "please don't shoot me." he cried. Roy ran and slid grabbing the gun. "No more." he said. "Fine I have another one." Riza said turning around to find that Ed had hide her purse.

A/N Time

XD so far I just you guys liked it. I got reviews but sorry that it took so long to update. Because I got ground because I got really bad grades. XD. I only got a damn D and my mom is pissed. But I promise I'll update again as soon as I can.

-Ember