Luna: And now we're back! It is Ronald's turn to dance.
(A random rap song plays)
Molly: What is that awful noise?
Arthur: I think it is music, dear.
(Molly stares at him)
Ron: Right. Here goes nothing mates! (Ron break-dances)
Moogle Judge1: Dawg, that was the most kupo thing I ever saw, Kupo! That's a ten dawg, a ten!
Moogle Judge2: Kupo! That wasn't bad! I think a ten is good for that one!
Moogle Judge3: (raving) What are you talking about, kupo? That was the worst dance I have ever seen, even worse than Percy's!
Percy: WELL!
Moogle Judge3: (still raving) A ONE, kupo! That's what you kupo well deserve!
Ron: Oy! That adds up to… er… five?
Percy: No you nitwit! That's twenty-one! You're bloody winning!
Ron: That's kupo!
Percy: Ron?
Ron: Yes?
Percy: You're not a moogle.
Luna: Right! Arthur Weasly?
Arthur: What?
(A rent medley plays.)
Arthur: Um… (He does the chicken dance.)
Moogle Judge1: Dawg, dawg, dawg… One, kupo…
Moogle Judge2: Kupo… I agree, one…
Moogle Judge3: One, kupo and no comment.
Arthur: (sadly) Oh…
Luna: Bill! Ready? GO!
("Gnome" from The Graygem (The Opera) plays.)
Bill: Of course! (does the Macarina)
Moogle Judge1: 5 Kupo!
Moogle Judge2: 5 Kupo!
Moogle Judge3: 5 Kupo!
Luna: Now, we have only two contestants left… Can either of them beat Ron? I'd bet not, if it wasn't for the fact that Raltragors do not like betting…
(Chocobo theme plays)
Charley: I love this song! (Does a strange dance that looks middle eastern)
(Hurricane warning flashes onto the screen and stays for three minutes)
Luna: -your wish?
Ron: I wish I had a potato!
Luna: Okay… Ms. Weasley, that badger dance was really good, are you sure-
Molly: (coldly) Yes, Luna dear.
Luna: Fine. Accio Potato.
Ron: Yippee!
(The potato zooms into Luna's hand. She throws it at Ron.)
Ron: Yippee!
Percy: (Shouting) You IMBECILE! You could have had anything, and you choose a POTATO!
Ron: But potatos are-
Percy: Avada-
(All but Luna and Ron ducks. Ron stands stupidly)
Luna: Percy! Don't!
Percy: You people are all stupid! Avada kedavra! (His wand spontaneously combusts.) What? MY WAND!
(The judges forcibly remove him.)
Luna: Well that's all the time we have for today!
Ron: (Picking nose) Wait! I Love you Lu-
Author's note: I don't own Dragonlance either…
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