I Hate Vacations

Roy woke up, the next morning to find that Riza wasn't there. He got up and changed into dark blue plants and a white shirt. He grabbed his black jacket before walking out of the room. He walked down the hall and to the dinning room. "Where's Riza?" he asked sitting down and taking Ed's piece of toast. "She said she wanted to go to the shooting range." her mother said. "Oh." Roy said taking a huge bite. "Hey wait a minute that was mine!" Ed yelled. Roy stuffed the rest in his mouth. "You want it back?" Roy asked. "God no." Ed said taking Maes' toast. "Come on I'm hungry." he complained.

"Come on Ed let's go find your mother." Roy smiled grabbing Ed's hand. "I want to eat more." he exclaimed. "I'll get you a happy meal on are way there." Roy smiled. "You know I hate you." Ed mumbled. They walked out of the house and down the street. "Do you even know where it is." Ed asked a little pissed. "Yes. I saw it yesterday." Roy said putting his left hand in his pocket. "Whatever." Ed said. It only took about ten minutes to get there. Roy opened the door, and walked in with Ed. Ed sat down and scratched him self. "Aw... is Fullmetal going through puberty, I'll have to call Winery and tell her your balls have started to drop." Roy laughed.

"You going to hell!" Ed yelled getting up. "Oh... I think I made the baby mad." Roy said running. "Come here and say that to my face!" Ed yelled. "Edward I think we know who would win." Roy said still running. Roy looked around trying to find Riza. He found her after awhile she was talking to a man, or more like he was talking to her. Roy pushed him out of the way and grabbed Riza, holding her in front of him. Ed stopped. Riza glared at them both, "I can't go out once with out you two being idiots." Riza said. "Riza our little boy's starting to go through puberty." Roy said.

"Do we have to give you the talk?" Riza asked. "GOD! I know where babies come from okay. I'm going home!" Ed yelled walking away with a huge blush on his face. "Man I thought for sure he was going to ring my neck." Roy said taking a sigh of relief. Riza smacked him, "if he didn't I sure as hell am." Riza said. He smiled and pushed her into the wall. "Oh really." Roy said breathing down her neck. "Roy." Riza hissed. He smiled and gave her a kiss on the cheek, "we're only friends right?" he asked. I wish it was more then friends he thought. She rolled her eyes and pushed him away. "Now where did Eric go?" Riza asked out loud. "I'm right here." a man said, he was laying under Roy and Riza's feet. "Oh I'm sorry!" Riza cried getting off.

She quickly helped him up. He had blonde hair cut short, and green eyes. He had on tan pants and a purple shirt. Roy glared at him, and he glared back. "How do you know Riza?" Roy asked wrapping an arm around her waist. "I'm her X-fiancee." he said smirking, "you must be a gay friend of her's from Central." he added. That made Roy's eye twitch. "So your gay with that blonde kid right?" he asked. Roy's eyebrow twitched. He smiled and offered his hand out. "Roy Mustang, I'm Riza's husband." he smiled. Eric's eyes widened, and took his hand. "Eric West." he said shaking hands. "I didn't know you got married." he said surprised looking at Riza.

"Well we got married about a month after I left for Central." Riza said with a smile. "Who was that boy?" he asked. "Oh that's Edward, our son." Roy smiled. You could see the flames coming out of Eric, he was mad. There was a loud noise, they all looked over at the door. Ed stood there with a goofy smile on his face, in his hands where the only pair of flame gloves that Roy brought. "You wouldn't dare." Roy said. Ed took a knife out of his pocket. "I'm sure I would." he smiled. "Give them back there my favorite pare." Roy cried. Ed's eye twitched. "No." Riza sighed, "Edward, give your father his damn gloves." Riza said pointing her gun at him.

"Make him promise not to call Winery." Ed said. "Fine now go home right now, you're grounded." Riza said. He dropped the gloves and took off running. "My gloves." Roy cheered running over and picking the gloves up, he hugged them and kissed him. "Sometimes I think he loves those gloves more then he loves me." Riza joked. "True." Roy said putting them on. Riza rolled her eyes. "Well Eric invited me out to eat so I'll see you when I get home." Riza said. Roy smiled uneasily, "I'll see you at home, waffle." Roy said kissing Riza's cheek. "B— I'll see you at home, pumpkin." Riza smiled.

Riza remembered that Roy didn't like the word bye. He said that bye meant forever. So everyday when he left work her would say later or see ya. He hated it when Riza would say good bye. So she just waved. Roy walked out, and down the street home. "...waffle?" Eric asked. "Inside joke." Riza giggled grabbing her coat. She was wearing a black skirt and a black long sleeve shirt. Her coat came down to her knees and was green. "Ready to go?" Eric asked with a smile. "Yes." Riza said. They walked down the street and to a restaurant. Riza looked mad once they walked in. It was the same restaurant that he had asked her out and asked her to marry him.

They sat down, "I didn't think you two would ever get back together." a woman said walking up them. Her name was Mary, she had short blonde hair and blue eyes. "We're not—." Riza started. "Well she said yes again." Eric smiled showing off the ring that was on her figure. She smiled and asked their order. "Why did you say that." Riza hissed. "Oh you know you don't like that man." he said taking a bite of food. Riza growled and stood up. "Where are you going?" he asked. "Home." she said. She stopped Mary, "do you mind if I use the phone?" Riza asked. "No problem." she said.

She got the phone and called the house. She sat back down. "So you came back." he said smugly. "No, I'm waiting for my husband." she said. It wasn't long tell Roy walked in. In a minute women where all over him. Asking him for his phone number. He made it out of the mob, but they had his jacket. "Pumpkin!" someone called. He turned around to see Riza smiling walking over to him. "Hey waffle." Roy smiled. He kissed her cheek. "Aren't you going to do something Eric?" Mary asked out loud. "What do you mean?" Roy asked. "Hello... Riza' s married to Eric West." Mary said. "..." Roy started to chuckle. "Last time I checked she was Riza Mustang." Roy smiled wrapping an arm around her waist.

Ed ran in, "man I'm going to piss my self." he said running into the bathroom. Roy and Riza looked at each other and started to laugh. "He is so your kid." she laughed. "He's yours too." Roy laughed. "He's still mad because I got Hughes to call Winery." Roy laughed. "You suck!" Ed yelled from the bathroom. "Hurry up Ed me and your mom are going to leave you." Roy said walking to the door. "Don't go to fast you might get your self stuck in your pants zipper!" Riza yelled, chuckling. "I only did that once!" Roy yelled. "That was so funny." Riza laughed. "That really hurt." Roy said.

"I know you sounded like you where in labor." Riza laughed. "I'm leaving you both here." Roy said walking out. "Aw come on Roy." Riza laughed. He rolled his eyes. The door swung open, hitting Roy. "Where is Roy!" Maes yelled. Havoc and Maes ran in. "... on the floor." Riza said pointing to Roy. "That f-ing hurt!" Roy yelled. "Sorry but we have to hid you." Maes said. "...Why?" Roy asked. "Our mom and dad are here!" he yelled. "Oh shit." Roy said. "I hope you know if they find us I'm using you as bait." Roy said. The door opened. "Where is my little Roy and Maes!" a woman yelled. She had dark brown hair and gold eyes, she was wearing a blue dress. A man walked in.

"Roy Travis Mustang, answer your mother, Maes you to." he said. Riza started to laugh. "Travis." she said. "Shut up Elizabeth Desiree Hawkeye/Mustang!" Roy yelled. "How did you know my middle name?" she asked. "Maes told me." he said. "My little baby is getting married!" she cried, hugging Roy. "Mom, I fucking almost 30!" Roy yelled pushing her away. "Mom I've been married, were just getting remarried." Roy said. "What!" she yelled. She had tears around her eyes. "Aw come on mom don't cry." Roy sighed. She started to cry. "My baby grew up with out me!" she was crying. Roy sighed. Ed walked out of the bathroom. He walked up to Roy and Riza.

"Can we go home now?" he asked. "Yeah." Roy said yawning. Roy's mom stopped crying. "You could at least care jack ass!" she yelled throwing her shoe at him. Roy ducked. "Come on take a hit like a man." she said. "Have I ever told you how much I love you mom." Roy said getting up. "No." she said. She looked like she was about to cry again. "Well I love you so much." Roy said hugging her. He gaged a little and gave her a kiss. "That's my little boy." she said hugging him into her boobs. "Can we go home now?" Ed asked scratching him self. "Yeah." Riza said. "Riza, you have to come home with your husband." Eric said garbing her hand.

Roy moved away from his mom. "Give me Riza." he said. "Riza is mine." Eric said. "Last time I checked Riza belonged to her self." Roy said annoyed. "No she's mine." he said taking her closer to him. Riza growled and picked him up and throw him over her shoulder and onto the floor. "I belong to me, my self, and I." she said walking over to Roy. "Ow... so that's what it looks like when she hurt me." Roy said. "Actually you look more pathetic." Havoc said. Roy glared at him, "just you wait." Roy said smiling. Havoc looked scared, he looked like he had just pissed his pants. "I'm going home." he said running out the door. "My baby!" Roy's mom cried hugging Maes before he could run. "Bye." Roy smiled, he ran out with Ed. "Don't you dare tell her I'm your son." Ed said. "Trust me that's torture, I won't unless you do something to really piss me off." Roy said.

The rest of the night was embarrassing for 3 people: Maes, Roy, and Riza. Riza's mom told stories about when she was little. And Roy and Maes' parents did the same thing. Havoc laughed at everything they said. Ed went to sleep early because he didn't feel to good. Kain was out on a date. Breda was eating as much as he could, and Falman was fast asleep. Maes made the excuse that he was sick and went to sleep, after Havoc left. They all decided to talk about the wedding. "So who is going to be the best man?" Riza's mom asked. "Maes." Roy said half asleep. "Okay maid of honor?" Roy's dad asked. "Gracia." Riza said half asleep.

"Any brides maids?" Roy's mom asked. "Maria, Winery, Sciezska." Riza said. "Roy?" Riza's mom asked. "Bloch, Ed, Havoc." Roy yawned. "Flower girl?" they all asked. Roy and Riza looked at each other. "Elysia." they both said with a laugh. "Um... colors?" Roy's mom asked. "Red, blue. White." Riza said. "Can we go to sleep now?" Roy asked. The parents sighed, "fine go." Riza's mom said. They both got up and ran head on into each other. "Help me up Riza." Roy said. "Roy help me up." Riza said. Roy rolled over on his stomach. Riza got up and helped him up. Roy and Riza walked down the hall, you could hear them trying to get up the stairs. Roy opened the door to their room. Riza shut it behind them.

Roy fell on the bed with a plop. Riza stayed up just long enough to change into her pajamas. She crawled into the bed, and turned the light off. She snuggled up to Roy. The snow was falling down, so everything in the room looked white. Roy wrapped an arm around her waist. "Where you jealous about Eric?" Riza asked. "No why would I be." Roy said blushing. "Tomorrow we have to go to the reunion." Roy said trying to change the subject. "Yeah, are we going to take Ed?" Riza asked. "No he can have some time to him self." Roy said turning over on his side facing her. They where chest to chest. Roy leaned forward. Riza followed suit. "Uh... I have to take a shower." Roy said quickly.

He got out of bed and grabbed cloths and walked into the bathroom. Riza sighed. He doesn't love me, he probably only thinks of me as a friend, that's what he said today Riza thought with a sigh, she turned over on her side and letting tears come down. STUPID! IDIOT! Roy was yelling at him self. I was so close, I just, god damn it you are such a pansy just tell her you love her he thought. He turned the shower on. "I'm so stupid." he said. He sighed and took his cloths off, and got in to take a shower.

A/N Time

Man that was a long chapter, sorry if it ended to fast because I was getting ready to go out and eat at the 'Mission Inn'. I love there food so much. XD. The FCAT is just a big test that people who live in Florida have to take to go to the next grade. Not so fun. ;.

Red-Fan-33: Yeah I know, I will just give me one more chapter, and it will happen. Sorry but in one story some person yelled at me because it happened in the second chapter. ;.

Okay next chapter will be called, A kiss on the lips means I love you. I wander what that could mean. XD. I just got back from a car wash that's why I'm a little messed up. XD. Well hope you enjoyed. Later

-Ember