I Hate Vacations
"Roy wake up." Riza said. She was straddling him. "Hm?" he asked opening one eye. "We have to go and get a the type of cake, and then you're going to get a tux." Riza said with a smile. Roy sighed, "do I have to?" he asked. "Yes." Riza said. Roy flipped her over so she was under him. she squeaked. "Let's wait awhile." Roy said. "Not in the morning." Riza said pushing him off. Roy rolled his eyes. "Can I have some afternoon delight?" Roy asked. Riza smacked him playfully. "If you get everything done." Riza said with a laugh. She got out of the bed and pushed Roy of. "My butt hurts now." Roy said rubbing his butt.
"I'm so sorry." Riza said. She rolled her eyes and walked into the bathroom. The bath water started. Roy yawned, and changed. He put on tan pants, and a long sleeve black shirt. Riza came out of the bathroom about 10 minutes later. She had on a black skirt, with a black shirt. And over the shirt she wore a red vest. She smiled and put her hair up in a high pig tail. "How do I look?" Riza asked with a smile. Roy was fast asleep on the bed. Riza rolled her eyes. "Roy! Get your lazy ass up!" Riza yelled. "One more hour mom." Roy said rolling over on one side. I'm gone ten minutes and he's asleep! Riza thought. She walked out of the room.
"What's wrong Riza?" Maes asked. "I have to wake up a sleeping fool." She said. She walked into the kitchen and out a glass in filled it with ice cubes. Maes and Jean smiled. "We have to see this." Jean said. They ran behind Riza to get to the room. "Okay Roy, I'm not messing around get up." Riza said in a stern tone. She put one hand on her hip. "Why don't you make me." Roy said. "Roy honey unzip your pants." Riza said. Maes and Jean looked at each other. "What?" Roy asked looking at her. She put the cup behind her back. "Please." she said. His eyes widened and he unzipped his pants. Riza smiled and pulled the cup out. She pored the ice on him.
"Cold!" he yelled standing up. "Cold." he said as he started to dance to get the ice out of his pants. Riza smiled and started to laugh. Roy looked at her. "Uh oh." she said. Roy shut the door. "Your not getting away this time." Roy said with a smile. "Come on I was only joking." Riza said waving her hands. Roy walked over to her. "I'm sorry." Riza said. Roy pushed her into the wall. "That was really cold." Roy said, with a smile. "What are you looking at?" Riza asked. "Your head lights are on." Roy said with a smile. Riza looked down. "You pervert!" Riza yelled punching him. She growled and grabbed her purse. "Lets go before I kill you." Riza said. "That hurt." Roy said rubbing his cheek.
"What and ass hole." Riza said. Roy laughed as he walked out of the room. "Come on far game." Roy said with a laugh. Riza rolled her eyes. "Come on this is going to be fun." Kain said. "I get free cake right?" Ed asked holding his tummy. "Yes." Riza laughed. They all got into the van, well Breda and Falman stayed at the house. Riza drove with Roy next to her. In the next row, was Jean, Maes, Ed, and Kain. And in the next was Tiffany, Amy, and Jacob. Riza started the car and pulled out of the drive way. "So Roy what color for Elysia purple or pink?" Maes asked. Roy turned around and glared at him. "I think blue." Riza said. Everyone looked at her. "What I think Elysia would look cute in a baby blue dress." Riza said.
"Or maybe a light green." Riza added. "I like green!" Maes said with a smile. "How was the reunion?" Tiffany asked. "We didn't really stay long." Roy said with a smile and winked. "Pervert." Riza mumbled. The car stopped and they all got out at a bakery. They all walked in and went to different cakes. Riza and Roy looked around. "What about this one?" Roy asked pointing to a cake with blue icing. "No." Riza said. She looked around. "First off what flavor do we want?" Riza asked. "Hm... waffle flavor." Roy said. Riza rolled her eyes. "Don't be a smart ass. It could be pumpkin flavor." Riza laughed.
"Hm..." they both thought. They looked at each other. "Strawberry!" they said. Riza smiled, "and it can have red icing." Roy said with a smile. "Perfect. Let's order it." Riza said. Well they where ordering everyone was still looking. "Ready to go?" Roy asked. "But we haven't found the cake yet." Tiffany said. "Me and Riza already bought it." Roy said. "Oh." they said. "Okay now where is it going to be?" Amy asked. "The beach." Roy said. "The beach? Its the middle of winter." Maes said. Riza smiled. "I think we should have it at the beach or at the house." Riza said. "The house." everyone said. Roy shrugged his shoulders. Everyone smiled and looked at Roy. "Now to find me a banana suit." Roy said with a sigh.
They all got in the car and Riza drove to a nice store. The woman there took his mesurments and left. "This is gay." Roy sighed sitting down. "Well at least she didn't grab you!" Riza said. "What do you mean?" Roy asked. "When I got my dress the lady grabbed me." Riza said. "I never thought you would get the Hawkeye breast. I thought you would be flat like me and Sapphire." Tiffany said with a smile. "Wow I never noticed it but Hawkeye does have a nice rack." Ed said. Maes and Jean started to laugh. "What was that?" Riza asked looking at the three. "I love you mom." Ed said with a smile. Riza sighed. Roy wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her into his lap.
Riza leaned back. "Okay I have the perfect tux." the woman said coming back. She was holding a tux. It was black and had a red tie. Roy sighed. "Now I have to try it on right?" Roy asked. They all smiled and shook there head yes. Roy sighed and got up. He went and changed. He came out a couple minutes later. "How do I look?" he asked with a sigh. "You look like you only going to wear it once." Maes said with a laugh. "Does it fit?" Amy asked. "Yeah." Roy said. "Alright." Tiffany said. Roy went back and changed and got the tux. "Okay all we have to do is set a date, send out invitations. And that's about it." Amy said with a smile. "Us three will go to church, you can all go home." Tiffany said with a smile. "Why do I have to go?" Jacob asked well being dragged out of the store.
Roy laughed. They all got in the car, Riza drove them all home. "I'm going to go out for a little." Roy said. "See ya later." they all said. Roy drove off in the car. I wonder where he's going Riza thought. "Where do you think he's going?" Maes asked. "I don't know." Riza said. They all went inside. "Where do you think he went?" Jean asked getting a cup of coffee for everyone. They all sat down. "Well I don't know but Roy's changed if we would be at home he would be going to a bar." Maes said taking a sip of his coffee. Riza sighed, "I wish I knew what he was doing." Riza said. "He's probably going to get some scotch of something." Ed said getting some water, "still we don't know for sure." Kain said.
Roy walked into a jewelry store. "Can I help you?" a woman asked. "Um... yeah what do you think is the best ring?" Roy asked. "Well do you want a diamond or a sapphire, we have gold and silver." the woman named more. "Just tell me what you favorite ring is." Roy said. "Well my favorite is this one." she said pointing to a ring. It had 3 diamonds on it and it had a silver band. "Well is it going to be a Christmas present?" she asked. "No it's going to be an engagement ring." Roy said. "Oh well then in that case this ring." she said pulling out a gold band with a simple diamond in it. "That's perfect." Roy said. He payed for it.
He put the small box in his pocket and left. He got in the car and drove down the road. He stopped when he saw Tiffany, Amy, and Jacob. He rolled the window down. "You want a ride home?" Roy asked. Jacob got in the front with Roy. And Amy and Tiffany got in the back seat. "What are you doing out?" Amy asked. "I had to pick something up." Roy said with a small blush. "Really and what is it?" Tiffany asked. "I had to get this." Roy said pulling the box out. He handed it to Amy. "This must have coast a lot of money." Tiffany said. "I don't care it will show up on Maes' credit card." Roy laughed. Jacob rolled his eyes, Amy handed the box back to Roy. He put in his pocket. Roy pulled up to the house.
"He could be at a strip club." Kain said. "Who could be at a strip club?" Roy asked. "Were where you?" Maes asked. "Getting condoms." Roy said, he throw his keys on the table and handed Maes his credit card. "You got condoms with my credit card!" Maes yelled. "No that's no what I got I'll pay you back though." Roy smiled walking to his room. Riza rolled her eyes and got up. "Where we're you?" she asked. "I didn't get anything, get ready we're going out to eat tonight, just me and you." Roy said shutting the door. Riza rolled her eyes. "Can't I just go like this?" she asked. "No wear something nice." Roy said. He changed his pants to black. "How many black pants do you have?" Riza asked. "Well I only have 2 tan pants." Roy said. Riza rolled her eyes. "Red or Black?" Riza asked standing in front of the closet. "Red." Roy said tying his tie.
Riza pulled out a red dress. It had no sleeves, and came down to her ankles. She put red high-heels on. "How do I look?" Riza asked. "Like an angle." Roy smiled. Riza smiled and put her hair down. She brushed it and then put a light pink lip stick on. "Ready to go?" Roy asked. He slipped into black shoes. "We'll be home later." Roy said. Jacob smiled and winked. Roy winked back and they left. "Okay what the hell is going on!" Maes asked. "Roy's going to ask Riza to marry him tonight." Jacob said taking a sip of Maes' drink. "Oh that's it." Maes said. "I just hope they don't have another Edward." Jean laughed. "Shut up." Ed said. "That reminds me I have to call Winery." Maes said standing up. "Hold him down!" Maes yelled. Everyone jumped on Ed. Maes picked up the phone.
Roy parked the car. "This is beautiful." Riza said getting out of the car. Roy shut the door behind her. They walked up. "Mustang for two." Roy said. "Right this way." the man said. They sat down and Roy got wine. "Roy why are you doing this?" Riza asked. "No reason." Roy said with a smile. "I know that smile something's up." Riza said. She glared at him. "My I take your order?" a waiter said. "I'll have a stake dinner." Roy said with a smile. "And I'll have a what are you planing." Riza said looking at Roy. "She'll have a salad." Roy said. The waiter walked away. "Really Roy tell me." Riza said. "Sorry it would ruin the surprise." Roy said with a wink. Riza sighed. The waiter brought the food a while later. Riza ate her salad, well Roy ate his stake.
"Now can we go home before you publicly make an ass out of your self?" Riza asked standing up. Roy sighed. He got up after paying for the dinner. Riza walked ahead of him. "Riza?" Roy asked. "What Roy?" she asked turning around. He was on one knee with a smirk on his face. He took out the box. "My plan is to get you to fall madly in love with me and marry me." Roy said opening the box. Riza smiled. "So what do you say waffle." Roy said. "I'd have to say you just made the biggest ass out of your self but sure I guess I could marry you." Riza said shrugging her shoulders. "But, only if you catch me." Riza smiled sticking her tongue out. "Come on I'm to old for this." Roy said. Riza was already gone. Everyone cheered. He took his gloves out of his pocket and put them on.
"I'll count to ten waffle." Roy said running out of the restaurant. Riza got in the car and locked the door. "Come on let me in." Roy said. "Only if you go easy on me." Riza said with a wink. Roy smiled, as Riza unlocked the door. Roy smiled and got in. Roy started the car, and drove. They got out once they made it home. Roy chased her up the stairs. Everyone watched. "What do you think there doing?" Ed asked. "We'll tell you when your older." Maes said with a smile. "No really what are they doing?" Ed asked. "Making grand kids." Jean said with a laugh. "I hope it's a girl!" Amy and Tiffany said.
Roy opened the bed room door. "Are you sure?" Roy asked. "Yes." Riza said. He pushed her on the bed, kissing her. Riza parted her lips and allowed him to stick his tongue in. They parted what seemed ages, both panting for air. Roy began to undo Riza's red dress. After a bit of struggling he managed to get the dress off, and her undergarments came off to. Riza couldn't help but blush under his gaze. "Take off your own cloths Roy." Roy quickly took his cloths off. Riza blushed a bright red.
Roy rolled her onto the bed properly and started to kiss her passionately. The kiss slid down to her jaw line, and then to her neck, where he bit down lightly. Riza made a small noise a his tongue made it's way down to her breast, tracing circles around her nipples. She moaned, Roy smiled to him self as he came up and kissed her neck. She felt Roy's warm tongue slide all over her body; showering kisses on her smooth skin. "Oh, Roy." Yet another arousing moan. His tongue went down to her inner thighs, and it felt so ticklish that she giggled. Then it went up her thighs and licked there. A moan escaped her lips.
"Roy stop, teasing me." Riza said between a moan. Roy smirked at her, satisfied at how he was making her feel. Riza let out a soft cry as Roy entered her. It was both pain and pleasure that she was feeling, and that was strange to her. How could pain and pleasure happen at the same time? But it could. As Roy moved inside her, she felt waves of pain and pleasure, the two extreme opposites, hitting her. Everything around her slid out of focus. She could feel nothing but the movement of Roy, rhythmically thrusting in and out of her. She was not even aware of the noises she was making.
He picked up the pace, and Riza felt herself soaring. "Oh, god, more, please, Roy!" she begged. She did not pay attention to what she was saying. If she had been doing that, she would definitely have not pleaded for more; she was not that type of person to do such a thing, but she was too lost now to comprehend what was coming from her own self. She was soaring high above the world. She was in paradise. Drowning in pain and pleasure. She couldn't bare it anymore, and came. "Roy!"
She let out a shuddering breath as her body fell limp in Roy's arms. Roy's climax followed just moments later, and Riza felt the warm fluid flooding her. "Riza..." the man breathed. A sound of enormous satisfaction came from his partner, and he removed himself from her with a smile. He laid down beside her. "Roy." Riza let a small whimper out. He pulled her close to him and planted a kiss on her forehead. "I love you." Roy whispered. Riza smiled lightly and snuggled closer for warmth, from the outside world. All that mattered to her was them.
A/N Time.
My first lemon, my friend is proud of her self. I swore to her I would never wright on in my life. Well I did now she's happy and tells everyone. I was laughing so hard when I wrote this. Well it might be a while tell I update because I've been working on my new fan fic. 'If I Could Only Undo' and I really love how I did it but I still haven't got any reviews. Oh well, but anyway. And well I have to get ready for exams again, damn things. And I have to sing in a play so I have to practice with that. And I have to go to an old people place and hang out with old people that where in the military. They tell me so cool stories.
I meat a Colonel, he's so cool. And I have to start going to these classes. -sigh- so much to do so little time, and I just want to goof off and mess around with my friends. Well later and thanks for all the reviews, man I got 50 something reviews, I hope I can get 100 by the time I finish the story, and after this is done I'm going to make a squeal. . Have a nice day. Later.
-Ember