I Hate Vacations

Riza pulled the covers closer to her body. Roy grunted, he garbed the blanket from her. She mumbled something and grabbed the blanket. Roy moved around and hit Riza, then took the blanket. Riza picked up her pillow and hit Roy, and grabbed the whole blanket from him. "You suck." Roy said. Riza made a snoring noise. Roy yawned and got out of bed. He pulled some boxers on and pulled his pants up. Riza was fast asleep in the bed. Roy smiled and gave her a kiss and walked out of the room. He yawned and scratched the back of his head. "How was your night?" Maes asked with a wink. Roy rolled his eyes and got a cup of coffee.

Roy sat down on the couch next to Maes and Havoc. He put his feet up on the table. "So how was she?" Havoc asked. Roy smacked him. "I was only asking." Havoc said taking a sip of his own coffee. "So what are we doing today?" Maes asked with a yawn. Roy shrugged his shoulders. Ed walked down the stairs, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes. He sat down next to Maes. They all leaned back and grumbled. There was a giggling noise, and Tiffany and Amy walked down the stairs. Roy sighed, "I want a donut." he said. "Where's Riza?" Amy asked. "She's still asleep." Roy said taking a gulp of coffee.

Roy got up and pored another cup of coffee. He sat down and adjusted him self. "That's odd Riza doesn't sleep in late." Maes said eyeing Roy. "Well I guess I took a lot out of her." Roy smiled. "Roy!" Maes and Havoc yelled. "What!" he said. "You— oh my god." Havoc said. Roy sighed, "I'll go wake her up." Roy said standing up. He laughed as he walked out of the room. "What is going on?" Ed asked. "I got magazines that will tell you." Havoc smiled. "Ed stay away from Havoc's magazines!" Roy yelled from the stairs. "I want to know?" Ed cried out annoyed. "I'll tell you later!" Roy yelled. Ed sighed and drank some coffee. Roy sighed shaking his head. He walked up the stairs.

He opened the bed room door and looked at the bed. Riza wasn't there. He looked around the room. She was sitting on the window seel that had a cushion on it. She had the sheet wrapped around her body. She looked out it was snowing hard out. The room looked kind dark because the snow collected on the roof blocking out all the light the sun gave off. Roy turned on the light. Riza looked up at him. She smiled brightly, making the room brighter. Roy walked over to the bed and got the blanket. He walked over and sat behind her. She leaned her back against his chest. He put the blanket over them. "So how was I?" Roy asked. Riza laughed, "wonderful." he smiled.

"You know I only went with you so I could get out of some paper work for a week, but instead I ended up falling in love." Roy laughed, smelling her hair. "Roy when did you first realized you loved me?" Riza asked. "Well I'd have to say the first day I got sent to Ishbal, and we all got drunk. And we danced." Roy laughed. "And then Havoc got sick and throw up." Riza said with a laugh. "What about you, when did you realized you loved me?" Roy asked. "When I got shot and you refused to leave my side." Riza smiled and snuggled closer. Roy smiled and hugged her. "I have to tell Ed where babies come from." he laughed.

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"What do you mean!" Dante yelled frustrated. "Think about it, the Elric's and the Flame Colonel are the only things in are way." Sloth said in her normal tone. "So what are you even doing?" Dante asked. "The Colonel and his subordinates are in the north, for Hawkeye's family reunion. Well the Colonel is madly in love with her." Pride started. "And with the Flame worrying about his wife and kids." Sloth smiled. "He'll forget all about becoming Fuhrer, and about the Homunculi's." Pride said with a smile. "But he doesn't have kids." Dante said. "Envy is posing as one of her cousin's, and from what he told me." Sloth smiled lightly.

"It won't be long tell Hawkeye find out she's pregnant." Pride smiled. Dante started to laugh. "But what about the Elric brothers?" she asked. "Edward will be to lost in the young lady Winery, and Alphonse isn't much of a threat." Pride said. "I'm glad you thought this out, Pride." Dante said with a smile. Pride and Sloth left the room to get back to there duties in Central HQ. Dante smiled to her self.

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Maes and Havoc went out to town to make invitations. They walked in. "This place looks so gay." Havoc laughed. "Now what are your names?" the woman asked. They laughed, "it's not are wedding it are friends." Maes said. "Right... it's okay if your gay." the woman said. "I'm married and have a 4 year old daughter. You want to see." Maes said. He didn't give her a chance to say anything. "See this is her wearing mommy's hat, in her bathing suit. Oh and this is my lovely wife Gracia." Maes said shoving pictures into the woman's face. "Dude, Amy and Tiffany told us to get invitations, not for you to brag about your wife or kid." Havoc sighed. Maes put the pictures away.

"Okay now what are the names?" the woman asked. "Riza Hawkeye and Roy Mustang." Havoc said. "Man, I can't believe Roy's getting married." Maes said. "I have to go get a camera!" Maes yelled running out of the store. "Obsessed idiot." Havoc mumbled. Havoc told the woman the rest of the things needed, like the time, day, and a bunch of other things. Havoc sighed, he was carrying two pink bags. Everyone that walked by looked at him. Havoc stopped walking and placed the bags on the ground. He pulled out a ciggeret out, he placed in his mouth and lit it. He took a long drag. He put the bags in one hand and the ciggeret in the other.

He slowly made his way back to the house. Hughes ran up to him, "look at all my cameras!" he yelled with joy. Havoc handed him the bags and ran home as fast as he could. "Damn it all." Maes sighed. He walked into a dress shop, and looked around. He found a cute purple dress with the works, and bought it for his darling daughter Elysia. He smiled to him self and walked home, he walked in the door shutting it with his butt. He walked into the living room where Jacob, Tiffany, Amy, and Havoc where sitting, Maes sat down with the bags. "Okay got them all made." he said with a smile. He pulled out one and showed it.

"Where's Edward?" Maes asked. "He's getting the talk." Havoc said with a snicker. Maes laughed to him self. Ed came running down with tears in his eyes. Roy ran down after him. "That's so wrong, how could they do that!" Ed yelled. "You wanted to know where babies came from." Roy said. "You didn't have to say it like that!" Riza yelled running down the stairs. She had on a white shirt and black pants. Well Roy was wearing tan pants and a blue shirt. Ed was wearing a long sleeved red shirt and black pants. "Well he needed to know I knew when I was 5 where babies came from and I turned out fine." Roy said.

Everyone in the room stopped talking. "Maes knew too." Roy said. "That is true." Jacob said. "You told me you told them when they where 15." Amy said looking at him. "I said that, I meant 5." he said walking out of the room. "Jacob you come back here!" Amy yelled getting up. "I told Riza when she was 6. She didn't look at her father for a year." Tiffany said with a smile. Riza blushed. "I was scared for ever." Riza said. "Yeah well I am too." Ed said. Roy laughed and sat down, "well at least you know now and not in like 5 years, eh?" Roy asked with one of his smirks. "Is that what you did last night?" Ed asked. Roy opened his mouth. Riza covered his mother with her hands. "No honey." Riza said smiling.

"Really?" Ed asked. Roy nodded his head yes. Ed sat down next to Tiffany. "I only have one grand baby." she cried hugging Ed into her chest. Ed started to cry. "See you had to tell him." Riza hissed. "He asked." Roy hissed back. Riza rolled her eyes and sat down. "Okay so lets see who all needs an invite?" Maes asked pulling them all out. "Let's see Winery, her grandmother, Ross, Bloch, Al, Sciezska, Gracia, Elysia, Armstrong." Roy named a couple. "What about Black Hayate?" Riza asked. "Yeah I'll get Armstrong to bring him." Roy said. "Okay we need to call all are family members, um... I think that's all." Riza said.

"I think so." Roy said. Maes was writing the names on envelopes. "That's all." Maes said. "God no, our sisters are going to come." Roy said. "No." Maes said. "I can't be your best man I'm like going to get hit by a car or something so I don't have to go." Maes said. "That's my idea." Roy said. "You have to be there." Maes said. "Well so do you." Roy said. "Fine." Maes said. "All three of them." Roy said, he looked sick. "I'm sick, do I have a fever?" Roy asked. Riza put her hand on his forehead. "No Roy, you don't have a fever." Riza said. "Dang." Roy said. Maes laughed. "I think I'm sick I'm going to bed." Roy said standing up. Jacob walked into the room. "You too are so done, I'm calling your sisters to come early." he said. Amy walked into the room smiling.

"I'm sick." Roy said he ran out of the room. "Me too." Maes said running after Roy. "Damn it all I hate them, I told them the last time I would see them in on there death bed." Roy said with a sigh. He scratched the back of his head. "Tell me about it I can't stand them." Maes said. Riza followed them up the stairs, "what is so wrong with your sisters?" Riza asked. "Picture your sister but 10 times worse, and 3 of her." Roy said opening the bed room door. Maes turned and went his own room. "Are they really that bad?" Riza asked. "Yes." Roy said shutting the door behind them. Riza laid down on the bed and yawned.

"Are you that tired?" Roy asked sitting down right in front of her stomach. "You took a lot out of me." Riza sighed. Roy put his hand on her thigh. "What ever you do don't listen to a word my sisters tell you, they do or say anything to make you sad, or hate me." Roy said. "Why would they do that?" Riza asked turning on her side to look at him. "Because they hate me with a passion." Roy said. Riza yawned again and closed her eyes. "I'll wake you up for dinner." Roy said. She nodded. He kissed her forehead and walked out of the room. He sighed scratching his head, as he walked down the stairs.

Roy walked into the living room. "Oh, Roy, your sisters will be here by dinner time." Jacob said with a smile. Roy looked pissed, he sat down and sighed. "Your an ass." Roy said. "Thanks." Jacob said. Havoc yawned and left to go to his room. Roy got up "I'm going to go out for awhile." Roy said walking out of the room. He grabbed the car keys, and got in the car. He drove off down the road. He stopped at a book store and walked in. He sighed as he walked through the place. "Excuse me do you know where the Hawkeye residence is." a woman asked, tapping Roy on the back.

Roy turned around. "Roy?" the woman asked. "Hey, Gracia." Roy said with a smile. "Uncle Roy!" Elysia cried hugging his leg. "Hey there." Roy said picking her up. "Wow, never thought I'd see you in a book store." Gracia said. Roy smiled. "And I never thought you would get married ether." Gracia laughed. Roy laughed. "So how has everything been since we left?" Roy asked, as Elysia started to play with his hair. "Well a lot of women have been looking for you." Gracia laughed. "Oh great." Roy said with a sigh. "So did you come in the car?" Roy asked. "No we walked from the train station." Gracia said. "We'll I'll give you a ride to the house." Roy said.

"Ha. I knew you where to good to be true, you skip from woman to woman and Riza has no idea." Ashley said walking out in front of them, the three girls behind her. Roy scratched the back of his head. "This is my sister-in-law, good job." Roy said walking past the. Elysia pointed and laughed. Gracia smiled and walked past them. Ashley glared. Roy helped buckle Elysia in the car. Roy got in the driver side and drove off to the house. "You where going to walk all the way to the house?" Roy asked turning the radio down. "Well yes." Gracia laughed. Roy pulled up to the house. "Wow, that's a big house, almost bigger then the Mustang home." Gracia laughed. Roy rolled his eyes as he got Elysia out of the car.

Elysia smiled and grabbed his hand. "Is daddy there?" she asked. "Yes, he's playing sick, I think he needs doctor Elysia's help." Roy smiled. Gracia and Elysia walked into the house, well Roy got the bags. He walked up to Maes' room and knocked on the door. Maes was hugging Elysia and showing her the dress he got her. Roy rolled his eyes and put the bags down. He walked to his room and opened the door. Riza was still fast asleep on the bed. He smiled and laid down. He pulled her closer to him, he buried his head in her hair. "Night Riza." he said.

A/N Time.

Hi everyone. See it didn't take me that long. Uh oh, the Homunculi are in on everything. Bet none of you saw them coming in this fic. XD. I just love twisting the plot. XD. Well I'll keep trying to update soon. I made this chapter before I left for my friends party. See I'm the talented. Well tell me what you think. Later

-Ember