Disclaimer: Of course, I don't Nintendo or anything related to it.
Oh yeah, sorry about the short chapter. I'm running into a writer's block. It should last too long though.
Chapter 12
Pichu
I looked around the common room. Everyone was sitting and their own group. But the largest one of all was in the center. It consisted of me, Falco, Fox, Zelda, Captain Falcon, Link, Samus, and Mr. Game and Watch. That was the usual scene during the days before a championship match.
"So, Fox, what was it like to be in that creature's stomach?" I asked, crawling up on his shoulder.
"Gooey," he said. "And I really, really, don't want to go through that again."
"Yeah, maybe you won't get slapped the way you did earlier," Falco remarked.
"At least I didn't punched out by my girlfriend in a middle of a bar," Fox shot back. Everyone was laughing. Falco just smirked and nodded a few times.
"That was good one," he admitted.
"Falco getting knocked out by a girl?" Captain Falcon chuckled out. "Well, don't worry too much about it. We all had our dishonorable moments."
"What happened to you?" Samus asked.
"I accidentally walked into the girl's bathroom during my freshman year in high school," he admitted.
"You two?" Mr. Game and Watch asked. Everyone laughed. I than decided to ask a question that was on my mind for a while.
"Um...Link...Samus, I know you two buried the hatchet, but how are things between you two?" I asked. Samus faced towards Link, and Link turned towards Samus. To my surprise, Link lifted up part of Samus' hood and kissed her on the lips passionately, yet briefly. Everyone stared at them with a look of surprise. Everyone but Fox, who just raised his eyebrows in minor amusement.
"I don't get it," Falco said. "You two were about to rip each other's head off not so long ago, and now you two hook up?"
"That's love for you, Falco," Zelda said.
"Which reminds me, are you and Fox going out?" Zelda chuckled a bit.
"Yes, Falco." She rolled her eyes affectionately. Falco smiled at Fox.
"It's about time, Fox." Falco smile shrank a bit. "Seriously, though. I was hoping you'd find a girl who wasn't bitchy about the littlest things."
"What do you mean?" Link asked, finally breaking his silence.
"Where do we begin?" Falco and Fox said simultaneously.
"Let me start off," Fox offered. Falco nodded, and Fox began. "This is basically how it is with my past relationships. I meet a girl and we start liking each other. I tell her about my life...as leader of Star Fox. I specifically warn the woman that there will be times when I'm going to be gone for a weeks, even months. They say it's okay."
"And yet whenever Fox and I get back from a mission, we both have to endure Fox's girl whining and breaking up with him," Falco finished.
"Why do you worry about it so much Falco?" Link asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Because they choose the wrong freakin' time to visit our ship and yell at Fox." He shook his head. "The first time, it was just two minutes after we all fell asleep when she just went ballistic. The day after, even Slippy was in a bad mood. The second time it happened, I literally grab the girl, threw her outside, lock the door, and threaten her with a restraining order." Everyone laugh. That was, until a used cigar hit Mr. Game and Watch across the face. We quickly looked around until we saw Ganondorf and Bowser laughing.
Mr. Game and Watch
I slowly picked the 'cancer roll' and walked over to Ganondorf.
"Is this yours?" I asked slowly.
"What if it is?" Ganondorf said, still laughing. I quickly threw the cigar in his face.
"You know what? I'm really getting tired of your shit." Ganondorf stood up in front of me with Bowser to his right.
"What are you going to do about it?" he said in a threatening voice.
"Good question," I replied. I than smiled. "I think I'll take you both on in a Smash fight."
"You think you can take us on, old man?" Bowser joked. I looked at him.
"I may be old, but I didn't get my ass beaten by Samus." This quickly silenced him. "That's what I thought. Tomorrow, noon, at the Flat Zone. Don't be late."
Tomorrow......
I stood in Smash Stadium with Fox and Link. It was a two-on-one match with only one stock each. As confident as those clowns were, you'd think
"Game, you sure you're up to this?" Link asked. I nodded.
"I'm going to show 'em why you should respect your elders," I joked. I than looked towards the other entrance to see Bowser and Ganondorf. Fox patted me on the back.
"Good luck," he said. "Not like you're going to need it though." As Fox and Link exited, the arena started turning black. After a few seconds, we were back in my home world - the Flat Zone.
"FIGHTERS READY?!!!"
I looked towards the two and studied them for a minute. Ganondorf was shifting his footing.
"GO!!!!"
As I expected, the two rushed forward for an attack.
"Idiots.' As soon as they came close, I lifted up a piece of the floor from under them, flipping them in the air. They quickly fell to the floors. I than smiled as I pulled out of the canister.
"This is how I spray for bugs," I sprayed insecticide all over them. They were quickly overwhelmed. Ganondorf quickly jumped over my head. I quickly put a scuba helmet on and leaned back. As soon as he was about plant a foot on my face. I quickly knocked him upward so more, almost knocking him out. I quickly turned around to see Bowser launch his flame. I quickly caught it with a bucket, than spilled the oil, making slip and fall. Before he could even recover, I hit him in a head with a steel chair.
"Screw Chris Jericho, I'm the real lion tamer!" I exclaimed. I turned around to see Ganondorf running at me. He was obviously getting too aggressive. I pulled out a frying pan. "Sausage is a good for protein." I quickly flipped the pan over and over, hitting him with a barrage of sausages. Something told me to jump, and I did. Bowser landed in front of him, a small dial appeared over my head, counting from 1-9 at light speed. "I think it's about time you faced your judgment!" To my delight, the dial stopped on nine. I quickly loose my weapon, knocking them off the stage at mach speed.
"MATCH OVER!!! WINNER IS MR. GAME AND WATCH!!!!"
I smiled a bit.
"Wipe your feet on the rug," I said. "Because when you fight me, you're in my house." I exited the arena and went straight towards the Smashers' common room.
Oh yeah, sorry about the short chapter. I'm running into a writer's block. It should last too long though.
Chapter 12
Pichu
I looked around the common room. Everyone was sitting and their own group. But the largest one of all was in the center. It consisted of me, Falco, Fox, Zelda, Captain Falcon, Link, Samus, and Mr. Game and Watch. That was the usual scene during the days before a championship match.
"So, Fox, what was it like to be in that creature's stomach?" I asked, crawling up on his shoulder.
"Gooey," he said. "And I really, really, don't want to go through that again."
"Yeah, maybe you won't get slapped the way you did earlier," Falco remarked.
"At least I didn't punched out by my girlfriend in a middle of a bar," Fox shot back. Everyone was laughing. Falco just smirked and nodded a few times.
"That was good one," he admitted.
"Falco getting knocked out by a girl?" Captain Falcon chuckled out. "Well, don't worry too much about it. We all had our dishonorable moments."
"What happened to you?" Samus asked.
"I accidentally walked into the girl's bathroom during my freshman year in high school," he admitted.
"You two?" Mr. Game and Watch asked. Everyone laughed. I than decided to ask a question that was on my mind for a while.
"Um...Link...Samus, I know you two buried the hatchet, but how are things between you two?" I asked. Samus faced towards Link, and Link turned towards Samus. To my surprise, Link lifted up part of Samus' hood and kissed her on the lips passionately, yet briefly. Everyone stared at them with a look of surprise. Everyone but Fox, who just raised his eyebrows in minor amusement.
"I don't get it," Falco said. "You two were about to rip each other's head off not so long ago, and now you two hook up?"
"That's love for you, Falco," Zelda said.
"Which reminds me, are you and Fox going out?" Zelda chuckled a bit.
"Yes, Falco." She rolled her eyes affectionately. Falco smiled at Fox.
"It's about time, Fox." Falco smile shrank a bit. "Seriously, though. I was hoping you'd find a girl who wasn't bitchy about the littlest things."
"What do you mean?" Link asked, finally breaking his silence.
"Where do we begin?" Falco and Fox said simultaneously.
"Let me start off," Fox offered. Falco nodded, and Fox began. "This is basically how it is with my past relationships. I meet a girl and we start liking each other. I tell her about my life...as leader of Star Fox. I specifically warn the woman that there will be times when I'm going to be gone for a weeks, even months. They say it's okay."
"And yet whenever Fox and I get back from a mission, we both have to endure Fox's girl whining and breaking up with him," Falco finished.
"Why do you worry about it so much Falco?" Link asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Because they choose the wrong freakin' time to visit our ship and yell at Fox." He shook his head. "The first time, it was just two minutes after we all fell asleep when she just went ballistic. The day after, even Slippy was in a bad mood. The second time it happened, I literally grab the girl, threw her outside, lock the door, and threaten her with a restraining order." Everyone laugh. That was, until a used cigar hit Mr. Game and Watch across the face. We quickly looked around until we saw Ganondorf and Bowser laughing.
Mr. Game and Watch
I slowly picked the 'cancer roll' and walked over to Ganondorf.
"Is this yours?" I asked slowly.
"What if it is?" Ganondorf said, still laughing. I quickly threw the cigar in his face.
"You know what? I'm really getting tired of your shit." Ganondorf stood up in front of me with Bowser to his right.
"What are you going to do about it?" he said in a threatening voice.
"Good question," I replied. I than smiled. "I think I'll take you both on in a Smash fight."
"You think you can take us on, old man?" Bowser joked. I looked at him.
"I may be old, but I didn't get my ass beaten by Samus." This quickly silenced him. "That's what I thought. Tomorrow, noon, at the Flat Zone. Don't be late."
Tomorrow......
I stood in Smash Stadium with Fox and Link. It was a two-on-one match with only one stock each. As confident as those clowns were, you'd think
"Game, you sure you're up to this?" Link asked. I nodded.
"I'm going to show 'em why you should respect your elders," I joked. I than looked towards the other entrance to see Bowser and Ganondorf. Fox patted me on the back.
"Good luck," he said. "Not like you're going to need it though." As Fox and Link exited, the arena started turning black. After a few seconds, we were back in my home world - the Flat Zone.
"FIGHTERS READY?!!!"
I looked towards the two and studied them for a minute. Ganondorf was shifting his footing.
"GO!!!!"
As I expected, the two rushed forward for an attack.
"Idiots.' As soon as they came close, I lifted up a piece of the floor from under them, flipping them in the air. They quickly fell to the floors. I than smiled as I pulled out of the canister.
"This is how I spray for bugs," I sprayed insecticide all over them. They were quickly overwhelmed. Ganondorf quickly jumped over my head. I quickly put a scuba helmet on and leaned back. As soon as he was about plant a foot on my face. I quickly knocked him upward so more, almost knocking him out. I quickly turned around to see Bowser launch his flame. I quickly caught it with a bucket, than spilled the oil, making slip and fall. Before he could even recover, I hit him in a head with a steel chair.
"Screw Chris Jericho, I'm the real lion tamer!" I exclaimed. I turned around to see Ganondorf running at me. He was obviously getting too aggressive. I pulled out a frying pan. "Sausage is a good for protein." I quickly flipped the pan over and over, hitting him with a barrage of sausages. Something told me to jump, and I did. Bowser landed in front of him, a small dial appeared over my head, counting from 1-9 at light speed. "I think it's about time you faced your judgment!" To my delight, the dial stopped on nine. I quickly loose my weapon, knocking them off the stage at mach speed.
"MATCH OVER!!! WINNER IS MR. GAME AND WATCH!!!!"
I smiled a bit.
"Wipe your feet on the rug," I said. "Because when you fight me, you're in my house." I exited the arena and went straight towards the Smashers' common room.