Like always I do not own Naruto or Tenchi Muyo.

Just the crazy idea of this story.

Yes. Ayaka isn't getting any love from the family and Tenchi is getting the cold shoulder.

Chapter 5

Nope not happening

All the Genin hopeful sat at the Academy awaiting their fates. Who was going to be their Teammates and who are going to be their future Jonin-sensei's.

"So do you think your grandmother Ryoko would take on a Genin team?" Asked Ino as she was wondering.

Naruto looked up at her. "Nah., I don't think she would. She does like teaching me. But to teach other people. I don't think she would want to do it. Also you know she loves taking all those S-rank missions that even ANBU don't want to touch. Also I think all the Kages of all the other villages would have heart attacks knowing she is training the next generation and making little mini Ryoko's." He told Ino and the others as they just listen.

"Troublesome. It is already bad enough to have one mini Ryoko running around in the village as it is." Said Shikamaru with a smirk as he looks at the silver blonde. Said boy just pouts at him.

"Hey, I'm not as bad as she is." Whined Naruto as he crossed his arms across his chest pouting.

"Yeah and the Civilian Council just sends you all you can eat coupons on them to ever restaurant in the village to keep you from pranking everyone to no end?" Question Kiba thinking as he is smirking at the boy.

Naruto grins. "That just how to keep us in free dinner for as long as I can." He said.

Everyone just laughed at the boys antics.

"Just wait until we make names for ourselves in the Elemental Nations. I'm pretty sure I can make a bigger name for myself than my grandmothers." Said Naruto as he grins.

For he was already making his entrance into the world with making several poisons that even Washu had a little trouble with and where the poison enters the skin leaves a small nine-tail fox on it. For it has been call the Foxes nine shadows of death. For a person goes through nine different Symptoms that makes the person looking for the curse for the poison to treat the poisoned person for the wrong thing and lead them to a quicker death. Ryoko had fun field testing it on several from IWA. As well the name of the creator of the poison was slipped when Ryoko was laughing about it to one of the IWA shinobi that had gotten away and Naruto already has a bounty on his head and an attack with a team if seen out in the field.

Something the blonde was shocked the find out when the Hokage had called Ryoko into the office to question what the fuck was going on and how IWA got an Academy picture of Naruto.

Classic Ryoko just grinned and said it was part of the yearly Christmas card she sends to IWA for thanks for all the gifts they send her and her family every month.

Anyways back with the brats

Iruka walked into the classroom looking up at all the Genin that where going to leave a mark on the shinobi world and the ones that will fizzle out and just become normal civilians once they had their first C-rank mission.
"Good Morning everyone." Said Iruka as he smiles at everyone.

All the kids that had passed the Academy exam stopped talking and looked at the Chunin-sensei they had for the past few years of their life. Waiting to hear what he had to tell them.

"Today is team placement and as well with learning what teams you will be on. You will also be meeting your future Jonin-sensei's." Said Iruka as he looked at each and everyone one of them as he spoke to them. Hoping they understood what he was telling them. That life was going to be changing for them and it wasn't going to be all fun and games anymore. They are now seen as Adults in the village.

Once making eye contact with each of them a small smile crosses Iruka's lips as he looks down at the papers before him with all the teams and the fate that waits them all.

"Alright team one will be…..." Began Iruka as Naruto and crew just tones the man out and went back to just talking with each other.

"Team 7 will be Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, and finally Sakura Haruno and your Jonin-sensei will be Kakashi Hatake." Said Iruka as he looked at team 7 as he saw Naruto hitting his head on his desk as Sasuke just smirked and Sakura just giggled at his antics as this was going to be fun. She got the man she has ever love on her team. But kept calm as she knew that the Silver Devil was in that room somewhere watching them.

"Why?!" Cried Naruto as he wanted to be on a different team.

"Team 8 will be Hinata Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, and Shino Aburame. Your Jonin-sensei will be one Kurenai Yuhi." Said Iruka as he looked at Team 8. They just smiled and nodded their heads at each other.

"Team 9 is still in rotation. So now lets move on to Team 10. Team 10 will be Shikamaru Nara, Choji Akimichi, and Ino Yamanaka. Your Jonin-sensei will be Asuma Sarutobi." Said Iruka as he saw a small pout on Ino. But brushed it off thinking she was upset for she wasn't on the Uchiha's team.

"Well your Jonin-sensei's will be here shortly." Said Iruka as he stood up and bowed to the children before him. 'Give them hell.' He thought as he left the room leaving all the teens together to chat and figure out their futures as Shinobi of Konoha.

The door slides open and in walk in a group of Jonin. Each one looking at each and everyone Genin sitting before them. Something in their eyes showed that there was disappointment in some of the teams that they had gotten. Even thought the Academy was still training them like if they were in war times. It did take it easy one them and some of them looked they still needed a little more time to be ready to be a shinobi in this ever-changing world.

Each Jonin called their team until Ryoko appeared before them holding a silver hair man in her hands. "Now Kakashi. You where not planning to be late now where you?" she asked him in a sickly-sweet voice.

Said man just paled ever so slightly of what was visible of his face. "No Ryoko-sama. I was just making my way here." He said with fear lacing his voice.

"Then why did I find you sitting in a tree out front just reading your book?" Question Ryoko as she smiles at him.

"I was just waiting for the room to clear out some more. For there was too many people in here and I wanted to watch my students a little more." Said Kakashi as it was true, he did want to study his future students that he may or may not fail.

Ryoko nodded her head and smiled at him once more. "I just want to let you know. If I hear you are late for any team training or anything. You will be answering to me and the old man will be damned for I still out rank your ass." She hissed at him at the end.

Everyone in the room took a huge step back away from the two silver hair people before them.

"Yes, Ryoko-sama." Said Kakashi as tears rolled down his cheeks as he was scared to even test his team. He figure just passing them here and now would be better for his health. "Come Team 7. Lets heads to the missions office for our first mission." He cried getting out of Ryoko's hands and running away from her.

Ryoko smiled as she waved at him and her grandson. "Have fun Naru-chan." She called after her grandson who ran after his scared sensei.

Next time lets get to know each other and play a game of tag with sensei.