Hello. I'm bored. TELL MEA STORY! (this is what I would've said had I been on xanga. But that is not the case.)

Kamy: Nihao! Shishi to all my readers! (NON of which reveiwed.-pouts-)

Akane: Hey, you jerks! You hurt her feelings! Now I have to beat your brains in!

Kamy: She really can do that! (just look at the NICE job she did on Ranma 3)

Ranma: It's just because she's an uncute tomboy.

Kamy: HEY! NOBODY ASKED YOUR OPINION, YOU ASS! (I have little tolerance for Ranma's insults to Akane's person.)

Akane: YEAH, YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO KAMY!

Ranma: AKANE! I can't trust you for anything!

Kamy: Why should she? I gave her the ability to cook. You just gave her sass. -sticks out tounge-

Akane: Kamy's a better person than you are, Ranma. She manages to have ONE boyfriend instead of multiple.

Kamy: He. Is not. My BOYFRIEND! He never officially asked me so quit bringing my hopes up, dammit!

Ranma/Akane: -backs away-

Kamy: THAT'S IT! READ THE STUPID CHAPTER!

Disclaimer: I don't own any Ranma characters no matter how hard I wish.

Chapter 2

Akane waved goodbye to Ukyo as she headed off to meet Shampoo and Tama for Computer Tech. She had made fast friends with that Ranko girl. Apparently, she and her brother had been training in China with their dad, but came back to Nerima for 'family business' as their dad called it.

The computers were lined against three of the four walls of the square, white room, the fourth having the teachers desk. They had to sit in alphabetical order, meaning Tama 'Kururugi' and Shampoo 'Nekoten' would be fairly close together with Akane 'Tendo' near the end. Bummer.

She was barely aware of the boy sitting next to her as she registered her login password, 'boykicker121'. She knew her friends passwords too, she being such an excellent hacker and all. Shampoo's was 'Cat Café', the name of her family restaurant, and Tama's was 'Batgirl343'.

She did notice, however, when she found a weight on her shoulder. She spun around in her chair to find one of her least favorite people. Kodachi Kuno.

"Hohoho, Akane Tendo, we meet again!" she stated, her left arm crossed across her front with her fingers resting below her chin.

"Go slink over to your computer, Kodachi, I've got a timing to do." Akane replied, looking back at her computer, obviously wanting the conversation to end. Kodachi would not have it.

"Not yet, Akane Tendo. I'm here to challenge you to a duel after school! I'm going to get back at you for our last match."

Akane rolled her eyes. Another match between the tomboy and the infamous slut. Perfect.

"Why should I? There's nothing to gain. You and I both know I'll win. What do I get out of this?"

"She didn't need to turn around to know Kodachi was bright red. That girl was too predictable.

"Well, then, what if we had a little...wager?"

Or not.

"Wager? You don't have anything I want."

"How's this. You win, and I'll do anything you want. Everyone knows I'm rich, so you could have anything! But if I win--"

snort. That's funny...

"AHEM! If I win, you have to date my brother."

choke. Not funny, not funny at all.

"You sound pretty confident. You always lose to me, what makes this time so different?"

"Do you accept or not!" She sounded aggravated.

Akane put on a scowl before saying, "Make it during gym, and I'll see you there."

Kodachi seemed surprised at the sudden change in schedule, but quickly went back to her smug disposition.

"Alright, then. Tomorrow during gym. I'll beat you once and for all." she finally walked back to her computer, but not without leaving a glance at something to the left of Akane.

Akane looked in the direction to find a guy who looked a lot like Ranko. He had the same blue eyes with his jet black hair pulled into the same braid. He had a long red Chinese jacket that went to his thighs, sleeves rolled to the elbows, a black sash tied around his waist, and the same black pants.

A light bulb went off in her head. "I see now."

The boy looked at her to find her still staring at him with a bored expression. "What?"

With the same expression, she said, "I feel sorry for you. Seems Kodachi's developed a crush on you."

They looked over at Kodachi, who was seated next to Tama and was repeatedly typing 'Black Rose' over and over again.

He looked back at Akane. "You're kidding, right?"

She turned back to her computer and began the timing. "'Fraid not. Thats why she challenged me. She was trying to make herself look good in front of you."

"By challenging you? Why would that impress me?"

"You're Saotome, aren't you?"

He looked surprised. "How'd you know?"

"I met Ranko. You look the same. Kodachi probably heard about both your martial arts skills from her brother. It won't be long before Kuno challenges Ranko."

"Huh?"

"He falls for the girls who can fight. He thinks if he beats them, he can date them. If he can't beat them, he tells the other guys they have to beat the girl in order to date them. Kodachi's the same. She'll challenge Ranko, and if she wins, she thinks she'll get to date you. I'm probably her warm up."

"You always beat her?"

This had Akane smiling. "You bet. Her and Kuno are the same. They're too predictable. If one of 'em use an attack, chances are nine out of ten times it'll be followed by the same attack as last time."

"Ranko won't lose. Not to either of them."

"I believe it. If your as good as she is, you'll both be declared the best fighters in school. Your both better than Tama, Ukyo, Shampoo, and me."

"That's right. I'm Ranma Saotome. But I don't know your name...?"

"Ranma and Ranko, Well, Ranma Saotome, my name's Akane Tendo." she said with a smile.

End Chapter 2

Kamy: That's it. I'm too stupid to figure out HOW to fit there stupid little curse into this story. But I'll come up with some OTHER super-crazy spookiness.

Akane: Kmay says she's not updating until she gets 3 more reviews. (That means when she has a total 7.)

Ranma: Pretty selfish for a noob.

Kamy: HEY! One of my favorite authors asks for 100 reviews per chapter! I'm letting you guys off easy!

Akane/Ranma: REVIEW PLEASE! KODACHI MIGHT INVADE!