Hello Kitties

I am sorry it has taken me a while to get the updates out. But with my laptop dying and now needed to order a new hard drive for the little beast. I am stuck using my chromebook that i am not a true fan of.

Like always I do not own Naruto or Tenchi Muyo

Just the insane little idea i dreamt up one night

Chapter 16

Naruto and Ryoko land at Training Ground 11. Naruto looks around him and sees it has everything they would need for their training. To get him ready for the Chunin Exams. THe exams he is ready for.

"So baa-chan…what are we going to be doing while we are here?" Naruto questions looking over at his grandma.

Ryoko smirks looking over at her grandson. "We are going to be working on fighting while flying. As well we are going to work on the headhunter jutsu. So we will be going after other shinobi in their training grounds with that jutsu." She tells him, smirking.

Naruto's eyes sparkle when hearing this. "I know who I would like to go after first." He tells her.

"Who would that be?" Questions Ryoko tilting her head to the right looking down at her grandson.

An evil smirk slowly crosses his lips. "I would like to start with Team Gai. My first two targets are Neji and Gai. It would be a bonus if I am able to trap both Gai and Lee while they are in one of their embraces." He said with an evil chuckle at the end.

Ryoko grins evilly at hearing this. "I approve of your plan. But I am shocked you didn't want to go after Team 7 first." She tells him with a smirk still on her face,

Naruto waves her off. "Nah. They would be way too easy to attack and trap. Even Kakashi would be way too easy as well." He said with a huff.

Wild laughter escapes Ryoko's lips as she throws her head back at this. "We will also be working on your knowledge of poisons as well as building up an immunity to the poisons. So no one is able to take you so easily. As the snake has been seen near the village not so long ago. He was also spotted near the board of the Land of Tea where the new shinobi village is located." She told her grandson.

Naruto grew serious as he listened to her words. He moves his right fist up to his chin. "Well this is troublesome. For we know he is after Sasuke. For he has been seeking any Uchiha he can get his hands on. They want their eyes to learn the secret of every jutsu this world has to offer." He said looking up to Ryoko. "I already know he has gone after you several times since you have returned to the village. As for Washu-chan and Sasami-chan." He said taking in a deep breath through his nose for if he allows his anger to over take him. This will not end well for everyone. For when he releases his killer intent around him too many want to kill themselves to get away from him.

"Then we have a lot of training to do. For you are just like us Naruto. Sasuke will not be the only one that bastard is going to be going after. So we will be working with Anko as she holds the same summons as the bastad. Her snakes hold the same poison as his. For he has been using their poisons for a while. So we need to make Naruto stronger. For we have too much riding on you." Said Ryoko with a frown on her face as she looked away from him.

"Then let the fun begin." Said Naruto as he began running laps around the training ground as he knows his grandmother is going to be a slave driver.

Two months later

Training ground 9. Gai and Lee are calling out each other's names as a Genjutsu appears behind them from the setting sun. Before another cry could be heard of Lee. Gai screams as well as Lee as they are dragging into the ground to their necks. Before Neji and TenTen could blink their eyes Neji is sucked into the ground as well. TenTen jumps up into a nearby tree to get away from whoever is attacking them.

Kunai appears in TenTen's hands as she looks around the training ground. Just seeing Gai and Lee wiggling and thrashing their heads around. As Neji closes his eyes and snaps them back open with his bloodline actively seeking their attacker.

But giggles could be heard all around them as if spirits were dancing around them laughing at their misfortune. "Who's there?" Calls out TenTen as she is a little freaked out from what is happening as she was the only one out of Team Gai that hasn't been attacked so far. She has already tested for a Genjutsu but there isn't one active around them. Someone was able to sneak in and out without them ever seeing a single person.

But in a blink of an eye purple smoke begins to fill training ground 9. Tenten grips her kunai tighter in her hand as she is above the smoke. But what set her more on edge was the screams coming from Gai, Lee, and even Neji. Something was happening and she was powerless to do anything. "Neji do you see anything?" SHe calls out to her teammate.

"No. This smoke is strange. I can't even see my own nose before myself." Call back Neji.

TenTen begins to sweat. 'Who has the skills to make a smoke ball this strong?' She questions herself as she unseals a large fan. With a strong swing of her fan the smoke clears the training ground. But the sight before her freaks her out.

Gai and Lee are in hot pink mini skirts and corsets with hot pink hair. Where Neji has neon blue hair with a neon blue bodycon dress stopping near his upper thigh. "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!" Screams TenTen as she looks at her team down before her.

More chuckling is heard as she scans the area. Gai and Lee are hugging each other, blaring about their outfits being un-youthful. Neji is in the corner curled up in a ball crying his eyes out.

"Hey Tenten." Said a voice she knows all too well.

She spins around on her heel looking at the only shinobi in the village that could do something like this on his own. "Naruto. Is this your handy work?" She questions him as her eyes move down to the training ground below them and slowly moves back up looking in the eyes.

He smirks at her. "Yeah. This is my handy work. It's payback for their nightmare genjutsu. As well as for Neji being a dick all the time." He said now with a full blown grin on his face.

Tenten slowly nods her head to his words. "I see. So I am the only one that is not going to suffer your wrath?" She questions him.

Naruto smiles. "TenTen you wound me. How would you think I would hurt you like I did to the others? You have always been so kind to me." He tells her, smiling at her. "But I must leave before they come to their senses." He tells her as he jumps off the tree branch and into the sky fading away as Neji snaps out of it catching a glimpse of Naruto leaving the training ground.

"NARUTO! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Roars Neji as he jumps to his feet to chase after the insane blonde. This as well snaps Gai and Lee out of their crying fit to follow after their teammate who is going after their attacker.

I hope everyone enjoys this short chapter