Chapter 4: The Daring Plan
A/N: Yes this is a parody of Spongebob: Dunces and Dragons
"I need to put the final phase of my plan into action, and tie up some loose ends."
In present day
Sam and Tucker met Valerie at the back of Axion lab. There, she was in her ghost hunting suit, and she was on her hoverboard. She was furious.
"I'm done talking with that little blob." She shouted. "He's caused enought trouble and he doesn't understand! He's a spoiled brat who chseats to get his way! He's nasty, unappericiative, and will never change! He will never change!"
"Why do you care so much about what Bloo does?" Sam asked.
"Well here's the thing. It's like a chain of disappointment. See, Mac is the creator of Bloo, and Danny and Mac are cousions, right? And Danny and Im are friends. So if Mac's not happy, Danny's not happy, and if Danny's not happy, I'm not happy. That's why we need to take Bloo down! It's the onyl way to make Mac happy forever."
"I just wish I knew why Bloo went from nice and caring to selfish and nasty." Tucker replied.
"Well we'll find out soon." Sam replied, developing a plan. "And I know just how to do it! Valerie, meet us at Fentonworks tonight at midnight. I have a plan."
In Medieval Times
Danny, Prince Jamien (JAmes Withazee) and the gang all stared at Duchess's fortress of evil. It was surrounded by lava.A container was at the top of it filling with black goo. That was when Danny remembered his vision.
"Guys, we have to turn around!" He shouted. "Duchess is about to release a vicious dragon!"
"How do you know?" Bloo asked. Then a big foot stepped in their path, a dragon foot.
"Does that answer your question-" Danny's words were cut off by the dragon's vicious tail. He was slammed into a wall. The others prepared for battle as they stood their ground. But the dragon was too much.
"Okay Tuck, here's the plan. We'll use the Fenton DNA sampler to change our DNA to ghost DNA to get Danny's ghost powers." Sam began to explain. "Then, we'll use the Fenton Cramer to shrink ourselves small enough to get into Bloo's mind."
"But what if Bloo runs off?" Tucker asked.
"Valerie's taking care of that. Are you sure this is going to work?"
"Yes. In fact, this has been proven to be a successful-" But before she could finish, the walls bursted apart, and there stood Valerie, in her ghost hunting suit, with her hoverboard, and her weapons.
"There you are." Valerie fiercely said. "Have you got the plan worked out?"
"Sure do." Tucker said. "You got the weapons and the equipment?"
"I sure do! Now, let's get that boob!"
"Don't you mean blob?"
"No."
"Dance, you puppets! Dance!" Vlad Plasmius shouted, starrring into his Plasmius portal.. "As my plan unfolds, The weak friends fight off the ancestor..." He paused and thought of Duchess. "...of MY ARCH ENEMY! WHAT WAS I THINKING? I've gotta stop her...hello, and what do we have here-" He observed his ancestor: King Platenous. "Ah ha, the perfect bait." Vlad jumped into his portal, preparing to travel to Medieval Times. Meanwhile, he just missed Technus, holding the time travel device.
"Oh great, he's traveling all over the place-again." Technus groaned. "Where could he go now?"
"Okay, here's the plan-" Jamien began. "-Mac, you make the distraction, then, Danny, fly off to that dragon and smack it down. Then, me, Wilt, Eduardo, and Bloo will start off to Duchess's fortress and attack it. Once the dragon is defeated, you go straight for Duchess-" Jamien kept rambling on-as Bloo just focused on smacking the stupidety out of Duchess. Then Jamein asked him- "What's the square root of a flexnar?"
"Shut up-" A long pause, then the dragon used its ferocious claws and threw Bloo into the fortress for maximum pain. It hurt. "Ow, that's going to hurt tomorrow."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA wail from the castle as the gang saw what looked like Robin hanging over a lava bowl.
And speaking of wails...
Danny stood up to the dragon, inhaled deeply and let out a loud shrill that trasformed into a Ghostly Wail. The dragon could not even stand against the sonic scream. The result being the dragon smashing into the bottom of the castle. However, as soon as Dann'y back was turned, the dragon broke out of the pile of rocks and grabbed him and threw him into that same pile.
"I don't see Valerie anywhere." Tucker said with a half groan, half tone (rhyme!) of not paying attention. He was reading a book titled, "The History of The Middle Ages"
A/N: Middles Ages are the same as Medieval Times.
"Why are you reading that book?" Sam asked.
"Just imagine what Danny and the others are going through right now-Sam? You okay?"
"Look up." Sam pointed up to the sky. "It's Skulker."
"What could he be doing?"
"I don't know, but whatever it is, I'm sure it isn't good. Let's follow him." She clentched her fists. "Maybe he can give us a clue as to what happened at the stadium."
"Sam, are you nuts? That could've been a diversionary to get us off track."
"Maybe, but we have to do something."
"Later that same day in present time
"Okay then, I rewire the circuit breaker with the time disks XH7 and connect it to this Techmate 2.0 and and-lo!" Technus shouted into the heavens. "It is done."
" Excelent." Skulker pleased said.
"Now hold up. This is important. There is only enough power for trips that go up to 1500 years, so use it wisely."
"I will."
"Good. Now could you tell me how a small blob boy managed to damaged this thing with a bow n' arrow, thus sending the lot and you to the 1300's?"
"Uhhhh..."
Danny transformed back into human form after successfully defeating the dragon. THen he rushed over to the aid of Bloo while the others rushed over to the dragon, only to find a small black scale on its face. Danny observed the scale and then it just unleashed a hand. The hand grew blacker and blacker and eventually fired a black/purple plasma blast at Danny's face. The blast threw Danny far back fromt the gang, all the way back to a weak bridge.
Danny was hanging for his life, for if he let go, he would dissolve in a pool of lava. He used all of his strength to pull himself up, but all he had strength for was to hang there. Then, he saw a bright, red, tall, armless figure standing there.
To be continued.
