A is for Animorphs.
What more need be said?
They made me like this.
I'd prefer to be dead.

B is for being
A rat.
It sucks,
And that is that.

C is for Cassie.
She thinks she's all that.
But I have a suspicion
She's the one that trapped me as a rat.

D is for Drode.
He looks like a prune.
Crayak likes him,
But I think he's a goon.

E is for Earth.
It's in the middle of a war.
I used to live there
But not anymore.

F is for figures.
This does.
I'm beginning to remember
How good of a life being a rat ON EARTH was.

G is for good luck
Which I had
Until a slug
Crawled into my dad.

H is for Hork-Bajir
They are dumb.
Nobody
Cares how come.

I is for iPod.
Through the pain
Of my kidnapping
It keeps me sane.

J is for Jake.
He thinks he's good at leading.
I wonder if he's good
At for-his-life pleading.

K is for Kelbrid.
From what I have seen
They are stupid losers
Not to mention mean.

L is for my life
I used to have one.
But now I don't
(That is fun).

M is for Marco
He probably could
Make my situation
Look funny, if not good.

N is for Na.
He's a Na.

O is for ow
Which I'm going to say
If I'm poked with needles
Just one more day.

P is for point.
This trip has none.
Neither Rruyshah or me
Find it fun.

Q is for quit
Which I'd like to do
With this poem
But I can't, and it's all because of you.

R is for ransom.
Maybe someone will
Get me out of here
With a million-dollar bill.

S is for spaceship
Like the one I'm in.
Whoever designed it
Committed a sin.

T is for Tobias
Part human, part bird.
As opposed to Rachel.
Part human, part turd.

U is for universe.
Most of the species
In it are worse
Than feces.

V is for Visser Three
A slug whose host
Is the species
He fears the most.

W is for why
Na likes to poke
Me with sharp things
Like a practical joke.

X is for Xemily-
Esgaruth-Something.
He makes every smart person
Look like a dumb thing.

Y is for yes
Which is what I would say
If someone asked
"Do you want to get out of here today?"

Z is for zzzzzzz.
I want to snooze.
Being stuck here
Is a lose-lose.

Na entered the cargo bay. "Your answers were totally incorrect, and I'm demoting you to worse lodgings."

"You mean they were totally correct, and we're being promoted to better lodgings?" Rruyshah asked.

"No, for the sake of your friend here, I told the truth.A rarity for my species, but-"

"Friend? Excuse me!" But Rruyshah was already being shoved into a deeper and danker room. She groped desperately, but was only able to grab one thing...