A/N: Wow! I don't believe it! My first fanfic ever! Heeheehee! I'm so giddy! I don't even know the plot of this story. I just started typing a bunch of nonsense. Oh well! I guess that the pairings in this story will be HG and RH. No offense to anyone, but I like those pairings the best. They make the most sense. Raquel, if you're reading this, don't get mad at me. I don't know why you would, but for some reason you probably will. After all, I am a dummkopf!

Disclaimer: I am just some dummkopf that will probably never own anything worthwhile.

Girl Lessons

Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny were on the Hogwarts Express bound for their seventh year.

Suddenly, there was a crash! Dun-Dun-Duuuunnnn! All four poked their heads out of the compartment to see two EXTREMELY pretty girls. One of the girls had long, brown hair and was crying in the arms of the other girl. The other girl had curly, black hair and a look of annoyance on her face. It was clear that she was Mexican.

Girl #2 sighed and said, "It's okay. Natalie…NATALIE!"

Girl #1 sobbed, "It's-not-fair,-Raquel! They don't even sell cheeseburgers here! What's wrong with this train!"

20 minutes later

Girls #1 and #2 were sitting in the compartment with the golden trio, plus Ginny.

"Sorry about that little outburst," laughs Girl #1. "Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Natalie Rose Kerr."

"And I'm Raquel Perez-Hernandez." explains Girl #2.

Hermione starts to introduce them but is cut off. "We're-"

"You're Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny! We read all about you in the Harry Potter book series!" exclaims Natalie.

Harry and Hermione looked confused and shocked, but Ron said, "That's cool. So where…wait, what?"

Hogwarts

Natalie and Raquel had just told their new friends that they were transferring from America when Dumbledore told them that they needed to be sorted.

Natalie went first. After a minute of thinking, the hat called out "Gryffindor!" The whole time Natalie had a stupid grin on her face. She eagerly skipped to the tables when a look of horror appeared on her face. She turned to where Dumbledore was sitting and asked quite stupidly, "Um, Mr. Dumbledore? Which table is the Gryffindor table?" The whole Great Hall erupted into laughter as Dumbledore smiled politely and pointed to the correct table. Natalie skipped merrily to the table and sat down as if nothing happened. Raquel shook her head and sighed wearily. She was also sorted into Gryffindor.

When the feast began, Natalie challenged Raquel, Harry, and Ron to an eating competition.

Hermione told her that no one could out-eat Ron and that she was shocked that decent girls like Natalie and Raquel would take part in such disgusting antics.

Natalie completely ignored her. She then displayed the most grotesque talent anyone ever saw at a dinner table. The contest was over, leaving the results as follows: Natalie; 1st place, Raquel; 2nd place, Ron; (amazingly) 3rd place, and poor Harry; 4th place.

Ron and Hermione were utterly shocked. (And in love, but that comes later.)

A/N: I know that there wasn't any romance, but there will be, I promise! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! I will not continue until I get at least 2 reviews.

I'm Natalie!

Dummkopf is German for dumb-head.

If you review, I will put your names in the next chapter.

I love you all, so please don't hate me!

-Natalie